People say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth but it’s actually the Queens Night Market.

We've uncovered what might be the biggest case of petition fraud in NYC's history, and now I'm taking my opponent to court.

Pat Summit Reunion Special on espn2 seems like a good time to mention that alzheimer's fucking sucks and it should get fucked.

fuck alzheimer's

Afroman clashes with cops in court — as one officer left in tears over music video about failed 2022 police raid “If they hadn’t wrongly raided my house, there would be no lawsuit, I would not know their names, they wouldn’t be on my home surveillance system, and there would be no songs &#82…

Attorney for the plaintiff cops: You are making outrageous lies about the police

Afroman: They stole my mother's lemon pound cake

Cop: *flees courtroom in tears*

Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad

Oracle's construction progress across our Al data centers remains on schedule and on plan. We're also rolling out local workforce trainings, subcontractor engagement efforts, and technical skilling programs - in classrooms and through on-the-job training - to ensure that the thousands of good-paying jobs we're creating can be filled by local workers as much as possible.

My “Oracle’s construction progress across our AI data centers remains on schedule and on plan” t-shirt is getting me a lot of questions answered by the shirt

you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]

billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?

This man has balls. Google “John Yoo testicles” to learn more.

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Tell Your Congressmember: Keep ICE Out of New York City Streets We need our New York Senators — Chuck Schumer and Kristen Gillibrand — to commit to voting NO on ICE funding.

actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

There’s two kind of Americans.

Those that will read this and say “yeah I know, duh!”

And those what will say “lol go F yourself Trump is your president!!!!”

And we all have to live together.

Pure hope.

Showed this to @daylightatheism.bsky.social He said “I bet those companies were run by Beric Badams who looks like Eric Adams with a mustache.”

Important to remember:

The reason why RFK Jr will not feel even slightly bad about these 10,000 low-income people losing access to life-saving antiviral medicines is that he is an AIDS denialist

He does not think HIV is the cause of AIDS

His conspiracy theories are killing people

Not all heroes wear bibs.

For too long, bosses and oligarchs have made billions by keeping workers under their boots.

This campaign is about saying no more.

Workers deserve it all.

“Men like hugging better than they like killing. But if you take away my access to hugging, I will probably start killing.” -Scott Adams

🧵Don’t let anyone tell you you’re a bad mother for wanting the world to be a better place.

Life Pro Tip: If your kid(s) has a nightly homework assignment to read every night, stop what you’re doing and join them.

(Read when the baby reads.)

Isn’t he the guy that hates hearing people speak Spanish?

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Thankful I never got one but I won’t be surprised if they come back in style.

How Grok's sexual abuse hit a tipping point Nonconsensual deepfakes on X are nothing new, but now it's built into the platform.

I've been tracking the spread of nonconsensual deepfakes on X for more than two years. Here's a timeline of how Musk's leadership allowed the practice to flourish from a once-underground market to a viral trend, with little recourse for victims or legal enforcement.
spitfirenews.com/p/grok-csam-...

Banjos, stomp clap, actually good dance music, mustache memes and IPA’s for everyone.

Congratulations to SMC member Cea Weaver on her appointment as director of the Office to Protect Tenants!!

Under Cea's leadership, the Office will become an important tool in protecting the rights of working-class New Yorkers and furthering Zohran's affordability agenda.

Cea Weaver heading the revived Office to protect tenants is a big deal. Mamdani putting a longtime tenant activist in this seat is in some ways suprising and in other ways, not at all, given what we know about Zohran. Exciting!

So you’re never going to believe this but last night I was coming home on the subway and I saw the attorney general and the mayor’s wife and the mayor was even there and he shook my hand and gave me nine dollars.

It’s getting even worse. Older suburbs have single family homes built close together vs exurban sprawl with giant 1/3 acre lots.