Nothing like a fun trip to the nursery to cost me money.

I need a "He's choosing Cancún" parody for the next time Texas is in danger, and Ted Cruz flees to the airport.

Prego Has a Dinner-Conversation-Recording Device, Capisce? The pasta-sauce company has partnered with the nonprofit StoryCorps on a device designed to record family conversations around the table and save them for all time.

Who in the C-Suite thought it was a great idea to bug family dinners? This feels like an April Fool's joke gone wrong.

This could be illegal in some states that require everyone to know about the recording device.

At what point does StoryCorp sell out like 23AndMe?

So fucking dumb.

Finished the Bobiverse book 3. I appreciated its levity.

After eight books of Dungeon Crawler Anarchy, it was nice to explore the stars.

Solid 3.8/5.

*looks at news*

Might need another distraction read soon.

Suing The Atlantic was a double-down dumb move.

He can only win if Trump fixes it with a bad judge, or they spend the next few months coercing federal agents not to tell the truth.

Opening yourself up to legal discovery is just asking to walk into a land mine, likely set by yourself.

Old Man Hobby Weekend!

Going to wake up late, hit up the nursery, maybe set up the raised beds, and listen to that new Nevessa Allen book.

Might replace the air filter on the car if it came in.

I realized I needed to prioritize my tasks. I decided I should do that after staring at these clouds and figuring out the rest of my life.

The AD is in full HD today.

Not a single cloud in the sky to look at.

They fix this thing yet?

Bet church on Sunday is going to be a great lecture on idolatry, and... not getting possessed?

My uncle, the jester that he was was, had my dad build him a casket back in covid.

He was lowered into the ground today. But the specialy built casket caught the lowering straps.

We spent the afternoon watching undertakers struggle. Brought the family together.

In the age where people can pull up google maps and time travel, it's a mindfuck to have flashbacks to buildings and places that no longer exist prior to digital back-up.

It's weird how existential crises happen at the worst time. Got shit to do.

Good luck with this future me.

For me? It's the insanity. It's the insanity of everything happening, all at once. Maddening really.

The big picture is a mess.

Usher is going to get a nice royalty check from "Burn" for this month.

Being a ref in a tv wrestling match has to be a kink thing... right?

a young girl wearing a headband with a skull on it Alt: Wednesday Adams said it was okay to burn everything down.

Mama said it was okay.

How long till you get your results?

Did they find anything cool? 3rd spleen?

The revolution is on sale every other Sunday.
The revolution is a simple five step program.
The revolution is brought to you by Disney.
The revolution comes in three flavors.
The revolution is sexy and chic.

"that’s war for you. Still lots of kinks to work out."

Airplane mode broke me. Thank you.

I can only wonder what it would be like in space, watching everyone and everything on that blue marble. And somewhere on that blue speck, a doofus is threatening civilizations.

Figure it out, earthlings.

I just portioned out my lasagna for dinner this week.

I have zero rizz, zero whimsy.

I do have dinner figured out.

a cat looking out of a chair next to a calculator and a laptop with the words back to work above it Alt: A cat returns to work. This greatly confuses the cat.

Back in the office after five days off.

The emails look angry.

A combination church, kfc/taco bell, and pharmacy.

You can get your meds, a holy Baja blast, and pick your grandma up from church at the same time!

This is America:
We can go to the moon!
We can fight 10 wars!
We need more babies
We can't afford daycare.
We can't afford to go to the moon.
We need to stop some of the wars.

At this point, I can only conclude that Matt Dinniman wants me to form a rebel coalition.

Wait.

Wait. hold up.

Red Dawn was a post-Vietnam reaction casting America as the victim of the same colonization tactics...

Fuck.

“There is no dancing during perimeter defense.”

Adults stop doing as they age... This modern living is problem of bandwidth.

People walking around with static on the brain. They sell the noise to you as medicine/lifestyle. They're broadcasting it straight to your lobes.

By the time you find the signal in the noise, you're day is done.

It's the middle of the day, it's Wednesday...