A screencap of a site that shows nothing but ads and bullshit called, for some reason, “sports illustrated”

you guys see this great article

(à la Jon Bois) They call me "MS. BIRTHDAY" because I have a birthday each and every year

Kate Jam

mechanikate.nekoweb.org

what was wrong with used but still in good condition york city?

and everybody clapped

this is what web3 shouldve been. you've completely revolutionized web design with this

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

look at these teo goldfish freaking it fucky style

one of the few redeeming things about html by nature is that you can see how badly you fucked up your website pretty much instantly! glhf and welcome to hell :)

they're calling it the biggest non sequitur of all time

my algebra ii (?) teacher taught SOH CAH TOA as Some Old Hippie Caught Another Hippie Tripping On Acid. thanks for that one, doug.

IJBOB: I just burst out barking.

Little acronym for those who want it. Cheers!

analysis of that one stock today. thank me later

it was fine earlier i think?

I'm not a barred attorney, this is not legal advice, but FUCK ELON MUSK

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball

1. people deffo give a fuck
2. something something blueskyism blah blah blah

🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫

this one must've been straight from the john f pennedy

I couldn't find the option for stealing woah's post on cheese and ham sandwiches so I just picked "illegal"

John Son, a professor at the University of Shittenfarten, demonstrates the connection of sugar cookies and fascism: "It is alleged that Hitler ate a sugar cookie one time. Therefore, we can only conclude sugar cookies are fascist. There are no other reasonable conclusions here"

Bluesky user: "I like sugar cookies" has many outraged as accusations of fascism mount

who up bricking they entire install and losing all they data

can i parlay this with the same person not even getting to the point you're at? thanks. you do great work here

The lyrics to "Sheep" by Pink Floyd, covered with tangential references to almost every word

see I hate complaining about this cause on one side is game journalists who complain when they die 2 times and the other side is annoying sweaty gamer bros telling you skill issue and to get good so guess just explode!

Hamborgor?

HEARTBREAKING: "Can I eat Oreo": User makes harrowing comment as fears of Oreo consumption loom