Youre allowed to think that, but I think you still look fab 😉

No. Stop it.

Bad Simon. Bad.

Exciting!

Don't buy more plants yet!!

Ill be sure to keep you hydrated x

Whoops!

The weather was glorious for it yesterday, hopefully it will be next year too x

Like when he criricised Boris for doing the same? Exactly like that?

Got it.

Hows the morning treating you? 😘

Doing mediocre? Perhaps.

Being mediocre? Impossible!

Morning sweetheart x

OTHER COWORKER: They like you, they think you're funny

ME: Exactly. I need to keep that fantasy going as long as possible. Getting to know me is only going to shatter that illusion.

I just learnt that Elephant is Cockney rhyming slang for drunk a few days ago.

Pretty!

(And the scenery) 😘

I look forward to it x

Oh, I guessed it was for a run. Enjoy! x

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Ben Franklin would mainly be electric types, surely?

Maybe a Kleavor?

I'm not sure you missed anything.

But we missed you x

With a nice, decorative fruit?

Almost to the brim with gin, and a dash of tonic?

Why does this not surprise me?

*sigh*

I'd be happy to fill you up!
😘

"People called Romanes, they go, the house?"

Sounds like youve earned a big one*!

*A gin

Myself, drinking a gin

To be honest: its such a nice day, it'd be rude NOT to!

Well, now this leads to the interesting question: what would his pokemon line up be?

Nigel Farage could adopt this look. We wouldn't have to see his toady, nicotine stained face, but he'd still be able to talk, sadly.

Well, I hope youre spoiling her rotten.

Sounds like that first vet should be paying for the emergency costs of the second!

It looks like its been taken in the very fiery pits of hell.

Apt really, since that's where he'll probably end up....

Sadly, very plausible.

Fair point.