A bunch of nicotine patches
As for converging themes, an in Tobacco Wives, abhorrently fustigating my body in this coat, and now wearing it
It turns out the
✌️and then I found five dollars✌️
Is also true for cobra blood, but likely closer to 36.50.
So if you’re going to be a dirtbag, doing be a doinklet.
Be a 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏 one.
A grilled cheese on skiis smiling sticker
Why do anything? I’m sure you’re wondering?
Well the answer is simple.
How about a grilled cheese on skiis smiling at you and saying you’re going to have FUN.
Me doing the Spock sign on the mountain in my crab gloves
And was we wrap up the whole shebango it’s worth remembering that while we tend to be dog ball adverse, while needing to have dog balls to have dogs themselves, today is very much going to BE
Pro dog balls.
As in there may be a case to dig deep within
*elbow swing*
And go find them.
Pi/2 radians on the unit circle
Ducks on the ocean who are vibing
🦆
👀 the dickens?
Flight simulators are an important part of astronaut training, and the facility containing the Apollo moon landing craft was affectionately known as the great train wreck. Back in the 196os television monitors were very large and bulky, so they had to be arranged in an awkward-looking pile of boxes, all facing inward toward the spacecraft cockpits. That was where all the early astronauts trained for countless hours before taking those historic first steps on the moon.
After reading
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Part on a slightly less juvenile note here there uh bob. What is the past tense of Murphy’s Law where everything that is useable and refined probably needed to be… built somehow?
So sick.
*comms radio in the background*
👨🏻🚀 activating telemetry signal
🧑🏾🚀 unnnfolding solar array
👨🏿🚀 preparing the main link
🧑🏼🚀 calibrating the teleporter, it’s time to party.
Next chapter SPACE
And if you thought the nautical expeditions were epic I have bad news for you Tito Puente.
You
Don’t
Know
JACK SHIT.
Because we’re moving onto
Bob on the Hudson on his boat in front of the twin towers
2 legit bro. The next year I moved down that way some from a fabricated historical perspective you scoped out the sitch and said *toot toot* all good child Morcheté come on down and then I did and made a hurricane machine in Hoboken 3-4 years later.
Morgan Freeman is reading you a book
CHAPTER NINETEEN
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If you add a comma to the expression land ho! it changes the intent from a declaration and onto a directive, the latter of which explains the vast majority of behaviours we see masquerading as competence when it fact it’s just hard to watch.
Maybe, just maybe
AND FOR ONCE
We can also have Joel, if that is your real name, living his best life…
In a core lords world.
open.spotify.com/track/1s3vmM...
Me holding Bob McDonald Just Say Yes Book
⚡️READING⚡️
So what you’re saying given the title of the memoir is that if I propel you off a catapult at the circus you will do a quadruple backflip into a chair if i ask you to…
WHELL
*lands in chair*
S’pose it’s time then.
10 mins
🥱😴
🦑
Could it be spring light that’s waking me up earlier? Perhaps.
Do you experience a similar phenomenon on sports drugs Yellowknife?
Me making the elbow swing fact and an overlaid scrapbook insert from yesterdays book reading “the wave had flung the dinghy”
Me sipping coffee
Yup. Still not dead.
That’ll do.
Giving it a type 1.63 hilarity as it’s not a full type 2 but no clean 1
Recreation
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Me: 🛀 …
👀 oh no
🧐
I tried to find a good intro bit from take me out to the ballgame but in the absence of this i will just type it to get out of my current predicament then.
🎺 dodo do do do doooooooo
