Single player Splatoon lets gooo

Love to attempt to do a home improvement project and fuck it up and make things worse

Jesus sixers

The Bill Simmons subreddit is extremely good

Firing someone isn’t good enough they need to ritualistically sacrifice someone

Is That Bad

Need an isolated image of Pikachu about to throw it down

A+ photo choice

What the fuck does that mean Kevin Feige

Mike Crapo

Is Luzardo bad. Did Dombrowski give a pitcher who sucks a lot of money for like the 8th time.

They should have taken the shot

Birds can’t use computers

I’m fucking hard

My “Didn’t fuck Mike Vrabel” resignation letter has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my resignation letter

“People liking an actual rock band? Theres gotta be something nefarious about this”

Sure this is fine for every other genre of music but when a band has guitars in it we need to do investigative journalism and damn them back to hell.

Shameful

Sidney Crosby is WEAK on crime

The Flyers desperately do not want you to pay attention to them

Floors

Gonna be thinking about “Pope
Leo is WEAK on crime” a lot

Why the fuck did they send Vance to campaign for Orban in the first place

Love to get zooted in front of my boss at the combat sports

I think the Phillies should move to Nashville

Boy is that a structure that’s just begging to be toppled

He’s right we should also criticize male sports reporters for fucking coaches.

What’s the deal with Pablo Escobars hippos in Columbia. Haven’t heard from them in a bit.

Was a fun few days to get excited about the idea of hockey again

Would love to clog a toilet there tbh