When I grow up, I want to be like Norm

I Have No Handle, and I Must Flush

An even more impotent, dweeby Bill Maher be like "RECENT GUIDELINES"

That episode of The Simpsons where Homer fixes people's backs by pushing them over a trash can, but it's just me with a foam nerf bat taking Ken Griffey Jr. Swings at your lower back.

IMHO the late 60s/early 70s period piece vibes were a big part of what made it so strong. As soon as the accelerated timeline hit and all of a sudden it didn't look like a period piece, it lost something.

Similar to the extremely based John Carpenter stance: "I despise capitalism and all it represents, but I'm pretty good at it and I like it when people give me money"

"Well well well, if it isn't my old friend, underage drinking"

Real Prince of Darkness hours

Bbl stands for "Bad-dude and Balls Largening"

Wake up and smell the ashes Mr. Freeman. They're the best ashes, possibly of all time. Huge ashes, everyone is asking us for our incredible ashes

I'm assembling a team

I hate to do the Bluesky Thing, but fr, ANYTHING between you and a nuke increases your chances of survival, even long term.

There are cases from Japan like a group of boys swimming in Hiroshima - the one boy who was underwater at the time survived, while the others died of cancer soon after.

As an aside

US missiles need ammonium perchlorate. The only domestic source is a facility in Cedar City, Utah

US missiles also need RDX & HMX. The only domestic source is a facility in Kingsport, Tennessee

US missiles also need engines. The only domestic source is a facility in Pontiac, Michigan

Arguably the two best DVD covers of all time.

Call me a cop about to shoot an unarmed minority the way I'm screaming "LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS" right now

He takes a bite of the hottest wing, then his innards shoot out of his butt like Tetsuo at the end of Akira

A Scanner, wait, why did my phone set the brightness so low? I thought a turned it up like 15 minutes ago?

one of the strangest "let this radicalize you rather than lead you to despair" moments I've ever seen

Cast photo from Alien(1979) of the Nostromo's crew

Looking over costumes from Alien for color schemes for painting scifi minis.
First Thought: I never noticed all the white pants. I never think of white pants.
Second Thought: Lots of white shoes. I need to resist the urge to always paint them black.
Third Thought: Holy shit, Lambert's boots!

IMHO the greatest science fiction costuming ever, and a huge inspiration on my own personal style. Harry Dean Stanton's ankle pockets!

If u can't handle me at my Richard, u don't deserve me at my Dickie

I could see Bowden Francis going this route for a triumphant 2027 return.

I'd bet that there are at least a billion people on earth who eat this at least once a day, in some form or another. Rice With brings humanity together.

A personal favourite:

Betting on Daulton Varsho having a big season, Year of the Da(u)lton baybeeee

30-Pez banana mag

Found it!

All of this reminds me of that meeting between Hirohito and his military leaders, where they basically said "China is bigger than we expected, the Pacific too"

I wish I had the quote handy