Today my supervisor praised me for my ability to frame "does not listen to instructions" as constructive criticism. She had been struggling 😂

It was really delicious! I think. I wasn’t entirely sober.

I'm making ale and onion soup and thought I should test the ale to make sure it's nice before putting it in onions that have been cooking for 20 hours. Only I haven't had a full-strength drink since December and holy shit that went straight to my head. It's a very nice beer at least.

It's so valid. I saw him and thought I was going crazy. Why did they put Charlie Sheen in the game? Why was no one talking about it? Is Charlie Sheen even real or just a figment of my imagination? WHY IS HE CHARLIE SHEEN???

I should not be forced to teach if I can't call the person I'm teaching stupid when they're stupid.

Apparently I have to spell out LOOK AT THE BOOK in the instructions if I expect someone to think to look at the book if they need to know something about the book when cataloguing a book.

But overall I liked it a lot especially once it moved beyond just get stronger and get to the next level in the dungeon and got more into the broader galaxy plot and scheming. I won't buy the physical books though because they're too big to pick up without being paid for it.

Yes, got through them all in time for the next. I thought they were really fun. The characters are great. I especially like Carl as a kind of generic macho man without the toxic masculinity. The humour usually hits with me, but he managed to make trains not very fun or interesting which is a feat.

I finished reading Dungeon Crawler Carl and I feel like I spent so long reading it that now I’m just wandering around, bereft of my routine. What do I read now? Do other books exist?

I’m giving George Falls Through Time a go. The prologue gave me anxiety, which was certainly intended, so well done.

He's just trying to expand his palate. Isn't being a picky eater bad? Why would anyone discourage him from trying new things?

I could give him popcorn. I choose not to.

People (bullies) always say mean things like Mogget doesn't eat popcorn. Which is a lie because there is popcorn and there is Mogget and he is willing to try. It might be very good, you don't know.

YOU CAN USE YOUR TV NORMALLY WHILE THIS BULLSHIT UPDATES

I took a shower and rethought this. For the sake of genetic diversity, everyone needs to step up to both breed everyone and be bred by everyone. Omegaverse can be a later development.

Okay but what if the astronauts are Sephiroth, Cloud, Rude, and Reno. For humanity's sake, two are getting bred.

Four astronauts go into space and travel further than humankind has ever gone before. They temporarily lose contact with Earth and when they come back in range, there's been a nuclear war and they're the last survivors. For comedic relief, their toilet doesn't work.

😭 I hate it!! Give us spring already! Water is needed, but I'll take rain instead!

I am so ready for green

Yay spring!

Special weather event!Sephiroth/commuter!Cloud 😑

BANG BANG, MOTHERFUCKER

Real events provide such excellent inspiration these days 🥰

Predatory Furniture - SonicoSenpai - Compilation of Final Fantasy VII [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I’m sure you’ve been dying to read: Exhausted Seph and semi-predatory Cloud, inspired by semi-real events!
#sefikuracrack2026 #sefikura #crack
archiveofourown.org/works/82295281

I don't know if this is going to end up going anywhere, but words have been written on this WIP Wednesday

Pas de deux 🦢
#princesstutu #art

A normal week in Cadet Cloud’s life goes awry when magic mysteriously appears around him. #sefikura #sefikuracrack2026
archiveofourown.org/works/82143676

First Crackfic! But hopefully not my last! #sefikura also Reeve is there!

archiveofourown.org/works/82108611

#TurkWeek Day 7 Free Day #RdRn #shinrafuckers

𝔻𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕜𝕚𝕤𝕤 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟 𝕚𝕥.

My tv keeps stealing windows from my computer when it's not on and won't let me summon them back. I'll walk away for a minute and come back and be like didn't I have a web browser open and everything will claim no, never existed, your mistake. Being gaslit by my own entertainment system...

Yes! I love to cook, but like, a couple times a week. And yet we have pathetic flesh shells that require meals multiple times a day! Please I just want a nutrition pill is that too much to ask?

Yes! I was trying to look at options and suddenly ad! I'M ALREADY HERE YOU DIPSHITS! And the staff is waiting for me to order, tap tapping their feet.