Evil losers with a bald spot always win, this I know

Thinking about the time my ex told me he would k*** himself as a tactic to make me stay in our relationship.

✨girlhood✨

Hate to say it to my friends who play shows/attend shows regularly but not going to shows often has healed a part of my soul.

2025 Vitamin gang

I really only needed a chilis marg after but I went back to the airbnb and took a nap

I said I had to have a espresso martini and a triple dipper

Had a Chilis break with the gang

Whatchu know about the joys of friendship? Companion ship, unconditional love!?

Last friendship morning rip!

We might be so back(pending)

I thought this just said big thigh coming for a minute

I’m your type if you like angry women who are really into nerdy stuff. And also will yell at men.

Ur my girl

It’s this legal???

I’ve made it.

Got told I’m a hot mean woman last night.

We won trivia(we got 10th).

The thing about letting everyone touch my boobs at least once is no one can use it as a brag.

Get HERE!!

Huge day tomorrow(I’m making a pot roast)!

I’ve had enough.

Me at a whole pride weekend: do you think that girl made eye contact with me in a gay way or a polite way??

I fear I may have really done it for pride this year.

How it felt to apply glitter to Gilda with my titties out at pride.

No one can stop me from romanticizing my cute life 😌.