Dude for real. I pray you don’t sneeze while recovering, it’s like a bomb going off

What do you think of Dental Puppets

welp this is becoming part of my vocabulary forever

does anyone have the post that's like "doom levels be called shit like 'Beelzebub Hangar' but Marathon levels are more like 'I'll Suck You Off For Free Behind The KFC On Thursdays'"

After I got out of surgery last year my anesthesiologist told me cat snuggles are important for healing. I tried to keep this in mind whenever I shot awake in searing pain in the middle of the night because a certain motherfucker stood directly on the recently made hole in me. Congrats btw!

An MCU style timeline of films or televisions shows in a theortical cinematic universe based on the 1993 film Super Mario Bros. The releases include: Young Koopa, Trust The Fungus, Super Mario Bros. Two, Toad Returns, Minus World, Koopahari, The Adventures of the Brooklyn Girls, Iggy & Spike, Yoshi, Luigi Loves Daisy, Tales From Dinohattan, Scapelli Construction, Big Bertha, and Super Mario Bros. Versus Sonic the Hedgehog

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

A celebration of Bootleg Bart T-Shirts the world over!!

old commercial from pizza hut for the land before time, some memester added "the past is dead, let it go"

The antics of Walter White's rascally triplet nephews threaten to ruin dinner with his new boss When the ladies pick Huell over Walt at a bachelor auction, Walt decides to gain 100 pounds The ghost of Gale possesses Walt so he can become an expert pool hustler Walt is driven crazy as the science consultant on Badger and Skinny Pete's wacky new sci-fi tv show A baby left in a basket on Walt's doorstep is actually a third cousin of the Salamanca family in disguise

thinking of some ideas for a new season of breaking bad

Same but with dedede’s dub voice in right back at ya

“WE THINK YOUR YTPS SUCK!”

every day i spend in this room i'm getting weaker, and every day blanka holds down and back in the jungle he's getting stronger.

everyone is now guided by a simple three word principle: "not me though." not me though

As someone who has supplemented his hatred of drawing backgrounds by sourcing photos of cool looking scenery, this is a real score. But the extra neat thing for me is stumbling upon a bunch of locations in the collection I have beloved childhood memories in! Really bizarre to see them again here.

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
i ate some raisins
|
|
View full thread
|
LinuxGlen @linuxglen.bsky.social
I didn't say Daniel Tiger was feudalist. I said *the Neighborhood of Make-Believe* is clearly aligned with paleofeudalist thought.
|
Neil Media @neilmedia.bsky.social
You're still accountable.

lmfao

Man is already sexual!!

Hey Nintendo can we get a new Star Fox game?

Nintendo:

Found graffiti in resident evil requiem where someone just spraypainted the word “graffiti“

an edit of the "This ugly son of a bitch" ad to feature Monokuma from Danganronpa, stating: THIS UGLY SON OF A BITCH Is all that remains Of a once powerful nation and basically, You're on the threshold of an amazing adventure. How? ...Just watch the Free Video>

using photoshop as a mental sieve again

went to the store

__________

AI Summary ✨

Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

GANDALF THE GREY: yooooo what’s up guys come on in. there’s brewskis in the fridge
GABDALF THE WHITE: you KNOW we brought the suerte brother. how you fuckin been
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL’S BLACK KNIGHT: what is UP big GTG. is um. do you know if benito’s coming tonight

an edited jar of better than bouillon that says SUCK MY DICK, BOUILLON I'M FUCKING YOUR WIFE AND YOUR EXBOYFRIEND

remembered i made this

Elk's two black cats, edited to look like a garden ant

what a beautiful day for a picnic, i just hope no bugs get into my basket and ruin my home-packed luncheon

the duplicitous garden ant:

I've been saying this for years for YEARS