inside you are two wolves. each wolf is representing a side in the argument of whether or not skeletons are ontologically evil

the most important part of making video games is depicting larger numbers with larger fonts

thinking about the people in the mario universe (presumably on normal earth) who just don't know and don't even give a shit

gamedev is writing girl's magazine articles for a fictional kingdom to be hidden inside exploding statues

You're supposed to listen to disco first. Start with the Beegee's. After you finish all the disco, then you go through Panic at the Disco, THEN Elysium (which takes place at the same time), then Disco Elysium

[spends less than the price of a movie ticket on a video game] this better entertain me for the rest of my life or i will be so mad

Do you also pay Raystorm or Raycrisis? Also, why pick ps4 over Saturn?

European fans calling it Fin Alhazard because they think it's supposed to be a reference to something made up

Conversation between 2 perfectly normal stick figures about normal things. "HELLO KITTY is second nature to us MANIACS, so it's easy to forget that average person probably only knows BIG CHALLENGES and KEROPPI or CINAMOROLL." "And PANDAPPLE, of course." "Of course." You already know which image was edited to make this.

literally my experience this weekend

"BOZO. EAT DUST. THIS BAG TWO-THIRDS AIR."

When you use the word "incel" as an insult, you are broadcasting to the world that you hate virgins more than you hate rapists.

I knew something was wrong with the world when I found out people like Terminator 2 more than the first one

this is also warhammer fans to be fair

Fuck IQ tests. Did you get past the Carnival Night Zone Act 2 barrel without having to be told how?

If you are in America and presenting as male, anything you can physically change about your shape will never affect your dating prospects.

Movie is short for Moving Picture, therefore all videogames are movies

People don't really like villains. They just like seeing people who know what they want do what they want, and they envy the ambition, drive, and/or circumstances.

gamedev

Theory: orange cats are like that because golden retrievers are occupying the brain cells in that area of the spectrum

we each live in individual party atmospheres of differing intensity levels

hey you there! don't buy anyone's indie game from a key reseller!!! ok carry on your day

Two headlines, the first reads "Man in serious condition after house falls on him" The second reads "One man can stop housing crash"

He tried . . .

Skill issue. If I found out everything I said would be heard by the entirety of society, then I would simply take advantage of the platform and say whatever weird badass hilarious shit comes from the depth of my heart. You can't buy that sort of connection to humanity.

1970s robot anime ass injury

Do they have pickles?

Nobody talks about how good it is, only how addicting it is.

helldivers 2 director saying games aren't supposed to be political statements doesn't surprise me in the least. it was never satire. they just like fascism.

Welcome to the public domain, THE SKELETON DANCE (1929). 🎞️ 🎶👻 Walt Disney Studios' first Silly Symphony cartoon is a wordless masterpiece of synchronized animation & music featuring dancing skeletons in a graveyard.

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i'm tired of the akira slide. invent a new move to do on a motorcycle