Hey! This aged like the fine cheddar that his running partner uses for his makeup base.

Headline: Self-professed Genius Billionaire Becomes Stan for Low-IQ Criminal Carrot

All the dual Trunt/Eløn superfans watching amoronageddon going down like

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2,103,840.

That's how many minutes we have to survive Trump and all the traitors helping him to destroy the Constitutional fabric of this country.

I don't know about y'all, but I can't even stand a minute of it---let alone over two million of them.

Number 2 makes it not so much of a victory, sadly.

I'd like to read the Motions and the entire Order. I'll have to look it up. I work in civil litigation at both the state and federal levels. As it stands, this isn't really the win that OP is making it out to be.

Oh, heyyyyy. Long time, no see.
Please go read a book. ♥️

Birds of a feather...the entire Trump admin will be full of sociopaths.

NEW: Pete Hegseth, Trump’s nominee for defense secretary, paid $50,000 to the woman who accused him of sexual assault in 2017. That’s according to answers he provided to Sen. Elizabeth Warren in response to additional questions she had for Hegseth as part of the vetting process.

More reasons why sex scandals never deter GOP picks.

Republicans love to waste senate confirmation hearings with their own MAGA testimony instead of examining the person being considered.

Senators are supposed to be EXAMINING, not testifying. It's a demonstration of how far our senate has fallen when confirmation hearings become propaganda fests.

Washington Post: this appears to be an AI-generated picture you've used to lead one of your stories about the LA wildfires. It has many of the hallmarks of AI. Was ist los on the Journalistic integrity?

We never talk about how the guy who invented loafers was just like,
"It's time that lazy people had a shoe of their own. I'll call them loafers so they know what's up."

Why doesn't anyone ever threaten me with this kind of good time?

No punishment will be adequate enough for these monsters. They'll be charged with criminally negligent homicide, rather than Murder 1, though, and then quietly allowed to plead to manslaughter or less---bc the state can't acknowledge that they allow psychopaths to wear cop uniforms.

In the last two hours, I've managed to mindlessly eat three rolls of Lifesavers all by myself.
So...not going to be surprised if my dreams tonight start out all Care Bears and beauty, and end up with Chucky and Krampus joining forces to hunt me down for sport.

This is why we can't have nice things.
Happy Holidays to everyone except my cats...bc EVERY day is a holiday for them.

Post-Christmas dinner vibe tomorrow.

Would have made a great USAG though. 🙄

Diehard = the ultimate Xmas action movie.
My favorite scene is the one where you see unleaded gas going for 78¢ a gallon.

No one ever talks about how similar that little chunk of reprise from John Lennon's Nobody Told Me ("Strange days indeed!") sounds like the Beatles' self-titled reprise for Eight Days a Week.

It's like we all just collectively agreed to ignore that.

Plot Twist:
Rudy coffee contains no actual coffee. It's made of tree bark, Just For Men hair dye, and thousands of pages of destroyed discoverable documents found in Giuiliani's abandoned cross shredder after he lost his civil case.

The report on Gaetz by The House Ethics Committee makes George Santos look like a lightweight. (Download from NYT below.)

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The general gist of my relationship with my cat Crouton these days consists of me seeing that he's about to do something he definitely shouldn't do, then telling him like 40 times--in various tones of seriousness--to NOT do it, and then him totally doing it, anyhow.

My room would be full of people who felt disappointed once they got to know me better.

This actually makes me like Jesus a little more now.​ He's got good taste.​

Damn...the artists at Madame Tussauds, tho.
This new wax figure of Elton John looks more like him than even Elton does these days.