I couldn't help myself

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

Ben Collins before and after taking over InfoWars

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

CM Punk, Wrestlemania Main Event Jobber.

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

Oba Femi retired Brock Lesnar. That is a made man

#Wrestlemania

He will not be missed

Just a magical sport

What the fuck

I mean, Reaves sounds the most like him.

Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

He would've hated the color.

Red fucked and has a kid in ‘ANGRY BIRDS 3’.

Pic unrelated?

me learning about clavicular and sneako

FYI to my Mysties

Wait is Daredevil secretly a foot guy?

I don’t know who Geese are and I refuse to learn

he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare

'Project Hail Mary' is being re-released in IMAX 70mm for one week 🍿

Starting on Friday

I don't know about you, but this is not what I voted for when I voted for Pope

Japanese sci-fi: two robots in space, yearning

American sci-fi: man gets the author's beliefs on polygamy confirmed by the aliens of ramalama IV

french sci-fi: two horny bounty hunters visit the Galaxy of Breasts

British sci-fi: nuclear war. Everyone dead. America's fault