Not a sword guy but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's more of a choppy guy than a stabby one. Like he picked up a hammer and started miming yanking out nails

The fact that you noticed me trying to pull a fast one says a lot about you (derogatory)

Summoning Glonzo so it will destroy my enemies, who include the best Glonzo controllers. This is a good plan

Physicians certainly shouldn't have been granted that title when they grabbed it. Too bad they aren't as good at saving lives as they are at branding

It wasn't being alone for an hour or two! This is like mocking a person who drowned for not being able to sip water

What I don't get is charging me to check a bag but then begging me at the gate to let them check it. They're charging for the wrong one!

Everyone got what they wanted, union got their time off, rail transport of goods wasn't delayed, and the people who love to repeat lies that make Dems look bad got a great one

I have a reply about my Korean mother in laws views on the use of nuclear weapons against Japan that gets another couple likes every few months and it's nice to know other parts of this website are having the same fights we do at different intervals

Every couple years we count how many people want economic and racial justice and they always say very clearly that they don't. More than any other group they don't want those things.

The places where people do that to old electronics are hellish and corporations will harass you if you write about it. Some folks at Purdue put trackers in waste electronics and got bullied into retracting what they found

Do they say it "street John"?

"do you want to look at my stamp collection?" is a joke pickup line

There is only one thing they could wear that I think would be effective. I guess there's no rule it has to be a vest though

They are so small, just guess high guys

Honestly I've been brought closer to being a STEMlord by the reactions to AI. Apparently a humanities degree is a stumbling block to critical thinking for a lot of people

Looking like the college humor CEO as I explain to the defense secretary that to be lethal you need to project and to project you need to understand the space and in to understand the space you need seasonal models and to have seasonal models you need to consider climate change

My lab does a lot of climate models for the army and they crushed so many projects there's fear it'll close. But I guess unprepared is better than prepared by woke science

I feel completely foreign to these people. This is surprisingly UNwealthy to the nyt?

The prophecy cannot be stopped

The sort of character meant to be argued about by the most annoying DND wizard players (such as myself)

What do they think steaks are?

Freedom of speech. Gif
2.5 being 20% greater than 2.0 is linear and thinking it is linear is the right way to think about it

Shrimp is just fine, but at that price point just fine is outrageous.
And it's high cholesterol? Get outa here

I think you will find that if we simply use an archaic definition of working class that no one means when speaking in 2026 that I am. Checkmate liberal!

Probably pretty complicated, it involves at least 3 states!

No it's gauche to admit how good my life is. I just had a kid and that's pretty great, I play ttrpgs a few times a week (less since the kid), i get texts about antiques roadshow from a buddy about every other night, we have a lot of easy hikes near where I live, I fix things around the house

One time I said individuals making 6 figs aren't working class but upper middle. 2 days of people who made twice what I do telling me that their house has appreciated in value too much so I should feel bad for them.

Maybe they've added that capability in the ~15 years since I realized that didn't do anything but it was really irresponsible to put that in the GUI before implementation and I'm still mad about it

Got an email for STAAD enthusiasts and I've never felt so incorrectly targeted. STAAD is awful, never the right pick for whatever you are doing and they put a P∆ button that doesn't do anything which could result in people thinking they've done second order analysis when they haven't

Giving monsters guns to make them more dangerous is one of my favorite bits. It always hits. Like taking off a fake mustache to reveal a real mustache