Fuuuccccckkkkk yeahhhbhhb

Expired beer for a father that barely drinks (lol when do parents have time for that!?? lol) who is treating himself with a bubble bath

Fatherhood has me drinking so sparingly that I was joking to myself that the beer I found in the back of the fridge for a relaxing bubble bath was probably expired and well…

You need a shirt that says “bikini unalive” to not get demonetized

Make America 2012 again.

I thought the floor was “trump steaks” I didn’t think to check the basement

I’m guessing he has had to explain restraining orders to his mom in the past

DOWN GOES ORBAN DOWN GOES ORBAN REPORTS FROM BUDA PEST THAT THE GOULASH TASTES BETTER!

What we’ve learned in the last three months is that a random boot recruit of the IRGC would be a more capable us senator than chuck Schumer

What did you call him!

Viral tweet about having a guilty conscience

Melania right now

I think the main reason that Trump and the McMahons are trying to destroy the Department of Education is the court orderbanning them from being within 500ft of any school.

Oh hell no

Remember when his soul has zero chance of making it into the kingdom of heaven?

Was the decline of Rome as embarrassing as this?

I don’t take photos like this because don’t want that ASCAP heat.

Ppl kissing in a protest in Vancouver CA a disgusting pig is in the foreground

Klavicular in the scarlet letter: hestermaxing

Not fun.

I thought today was Thursday

Picture of paCLITaxel vials

I’ve noticed that male pharmacy techs cannot find this drug in any pharmacy.

Why can I not find a good clip of the 30Rock scene where Danny asks Peter for advice and he pretends his kid got sick and takes off?

Burn it all down

Bodyguard has a fake arm with his real arm holding a firearm in a ready position. Fuck King Charles. Up the RA.

Solution:

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Hamms beer “the beer…refreshing”

The thing I never got about Hamm’s Beer is… where is the verb in this sentence?

At least it will be amusing when AI realizes the least valuable thing in a company is the CEO.

Calling all covens

I also lost 40 lbs since then. If you told me a toddler was a cheat code to health I would have done this years ago!