I am a very effective dog sitter. #DogsofBluesky

I witnessed a murder today. RIP Rainbow Monkey. ##DogsofBluesky

"Hey Gru, remember when I said I'd kill you last?"

Captured in bright indoor lighting before a hessian pin board, a Great Horned Owl with wide-eyes and wet-plumage is cloaked in a white cloth. Spiked feathers radiate from his head in all directions, like a hairy durian, accentuating his look of shock and indignation. We may have found the true paragon of Owls in Towels.

A Moist Owlette is freshly showered at Owl Park San Vigilio, a zoological park in northern Italy 🇮🇹 via fb.com/816647270688... #owlsintowels 💛🦉

Happy Birthday, Nina!! #DogsofBluesky

My best friend showing off his St. Patrick's Day tie. #DogsofBluesky

A white bust sculpture is used as a knife holder, with multiple knives and a pair of scissors stuck into it, placed on a kitchen island.

#IdesOfMarch

Happy St. Patrick's Day from Chicago!

First trailer for 'Scary Movie 6’

In theaters June 12th.

[📽 Via Paramount Pictures] #ScaryMovie6

All I want to know is what face did Jim Carrey wear to Tom & Zendaya's secret wedding?

Tom Noonan as Frankie at the end of THE MONSTER SQUAD.

🖤🖤🖤🖤

I yelped for joy at the gym when Walton shared the last movie on his list. It's one of my all time favorites and I am so glad Fun City put it out on Blu. Bravo to a great episode! @josholson.bsky.social @thejoedante.bsky.social

To those who celebrate, Happy Friday the 13th!

First trailer for David Fincher's 'The Adventures of Cliff Booth' starring Brad Pitt

Coming soon to Netflix

OG Bad Bunny at the Feebles halftime show.

This is who runs this account.

Drop a Sunday selfie in Black and White if you'd like.

Tom Brady ain't eating no Pizza Hut. #JustSaying

🐻⬇️

Sup toxic celebrity moms?

Kindertrauma unlocked.

a man says " that 's a big one people " in front of a dumpster ALT: a man says " that 's a big one people " in front of a dumpster

Spoiler: Dr. Rick is the villain all along.

2026 will be my year to create a Bluesky post that gets over 10 likes. Right?

Jax was so excited for #NFL football today that he launched his inner Saquon Barkley. #DogsofBluesky

It's about damn time!

30 Rock "What a week" meme: "What a year, huh?" "Lemon, it's January 3rd."

My birthday is in February!!

Quality copy room selfie of my new work hoodie.

For some poor, hungry soul, yesterday was more like 202-sucks!