i remembered this app existed and realized i had freedom to express myself here 😈

heated rivalry more like POOP FROM A BUTT

if your gonna write show thats just gay sex at least give your characters personality oh my godddddd

boring ass gay plotless hocky show i don't care about ugly man pornnn

i miss 2020/2021 phannie twitter there was such good energy back then 🤧

hi phannie bluesky did u know dan and phil from youtube dot com started a podcast where they're hard or something idk i didn't watch it :/

thank you me too 🥹🥹

BLUESKY LOOK AT OUR CAT HER NAME IS PHILOPIAN TUBE (phil for short)

omg hi real lexi mslal3slxis

wish i could scrub my brain with my lesbian shower scrubby thing

you just blew my mind 🤯🤯🤯

divorce

having a crush on my wife maybe 🤨

i have such a big crush on my wife it's kinda crazy

FUCK YEAH ZLAPARTMENT

i was afraid of this :[

what is dan and phil even about

dan is such a lesbian 🙄🙄

i forgot this app existed 😨

i am so sure the reason i say ‘genuinely’ so much is bc i heard dan howell say it when i was 14 and i just latched on

oh fuck yeah 😈

from him or me? 🧐

that was just a really good move on their end 😌

i wish i looked like dan howell if he was a girl who looked like a feminine boy

same 😎

dan's so silly at m&gs he's just like "🧍‍♂️"

woah that would be WILD 😲

and they know each other OUTSIDE of youtube too that's even crazier 😨

this is mind blowing actually 🤯

i'm so glad they invented avocados