With a deep and profound longing for simpler, gentler times?

If you speak with the same accent as my mother, then spounge is on the list...

🧽🧽🧽

Most toxic trait or most honest truth?

Not me? Just the coming? 😉

Maybe next year I'll come back out and cook my ass off for you guys again!

What do you think?

#Italian #Food #Cooking #ItaloAmericano

And she'd do it again, too!

#birdsofbluesky #parrotsofbluesky #birds #parrot #conure

What a nice day we had! Nothing beats Fair season in New England!

#CountryFair #AgriculturalFair #NewEngland #Connecticut #DurhamFair

The absolute devastation of catching up on a good show.

I can't believe now I have to watch it live, like some kind of a stone age peasant.

This is a massive, history making abuse of your power. It will define your legacy and one day you will come to regret punishing free speech and trying to destroy democracy.

First Colbert, now Kimmel.

Last-minute settlements, secret side deals, multi-billion dollar mergers pending Donald Trump's approval.

Trump silencing free speech stifles our democracy. It sure looks like giant media companies are enabling his authoritarianism.

Please, take it from me, it is very important to have Jimmy Kimmel‘s back right now.
Be vocal.
Be an ideological consumer.
Money is all their crowd cares about.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

It's been so long since I logged into my facebook profile that I seem to have lost access to it, even though I have the password.

So now I have to go through account recovery for an account I don't even want anymore...

New Goals:

1.) Move to Italy
2.) Aquire Water Buffalo
3.) ???
4.) Mozzarella!

If you place a camera in the lion habitat …

They’re going to turn it into a giant cat toy

Ordered 3 different kinds of soup for dinner.

#Adulthood

I swear I've politicians using this exact photo as campaign material for the 2026 midterms...

Time to play America's favorite guessing game:

👏NAUSEA👏OR👏 HUNGER👏

I feel your pain, except from an eczema/I don't know the plague I guess standpoint.

I put lotion on earlier and the suction from my skin absorbing the lotion so violently created a vacuum that temporarily fused my hands together.

Generational dermatitis; passed down to you from the anxiety of the ancestors.

I decided to compromise and get fried chicken.

Last night I ate dinner and then my stomach hurt violently for 18 hours.

Tonight I am hungry and seriously considering just not eating because I don't want to spend another night bemoaning my stupid organs.

What a life I'm having...

I think I'm too old to understand new technology anymore...

A golden capped conure sits in a coconut shell toy inside her cage.

Ah, to be a bird, passing the day by sitting in a coconut.

#parrot #birdsofbluesky #parrotsofbluesky #bird #conure #petbird #pet

You mean to tell me, with a straight face, that people just ✨sleep✨ at night time?

Watching a show about the 50s and now I'm ready to run out and buy a pack of cigarettes.

Let's see how many times I can watch Sister Act in a row before I need to find another movie to shut my brain off.

I just spent 4 hours building a bird cage.

What a sentence to be able to say.

Bought myself real dinner and a side of fries as a treat.

Ate the side of fries only and am so full I am nauseated and drowsy.

I might need a doctor to figure out why my stomach is like this...

Imagine not being able to see that Stephen Miller is the bad guy in the story