I wake up everyday looking for breaking news . . . We need that done by tomorrow

Meanwhile we done lost Harriet the Spy 😭😭

Meanwhile, I wouldn’t buy a 🥷🏾 a slice of pizza

If I have to ask my daddy for it, what do I need you for?

I got 10 new follows and didn’t say anything on here last week (that I remember). Let me find out somebody been on here talking about me lol

Idk, something about a person saying they’re from Atlanta makes me want to block them . . .

When someone likes 5 of my skeets in a row but don’t say shit to me… why are you doing this??? You a spy?!

Woke up Black and Beautiful yet again ☺️ 🖤

Good Morning Everybody ☀️💕 (say it back)

Maturing is realizing that Bluey is just Caillou in dog form (or whatever she is)

I’ve been hyper fixated on bologna and cheese sandwiches this week, but I made a double bologna and cheese sandwich earlier and been disgusted ever since because what was that to do😩

You got it!!! ❤️

😂😂 my heart was in the right place!!

My bad 🥴😂

Idk who needs to hear this, but it’s cheaper for you to get smaller, than it is for your clothes to keep getting bigger

You crying about a bitch, I’m tryna get another bag 🤷🏾‍♀️

a man in a brown jacket and tie is sitting at a table and saying whew ! thank god . ALT: a man in a brown jacket and tie is sitting at a table and saying whew ! thank god .

I was confused when I saw colonizers and then I realized I wasn’t on the black sky feed

My baby is turning 11 tomorrow, and I am in SHAMBLES.

I just want to know who is in charge of the crowd meter at planet fitness 😒

Kool pop

Happy Black History Month

That’s why I say what I have to say, scroll for about 10 posts, and head to the clock app immediately afterwards lol. I was only here because I thought TikTok was gone for good.

I get that this is supposed to be the replacement for twitter and I definitely love a good twitter flick, but the stuff I see on here is not it 😂😂. This app definitely gives MySpace circa 2003 when it comes to attention seeking and parasocial relationships

Like are yall cool?! 😂

It was hot as hell last night, now it’s 41 degrees. Alabama weather man

I knew I was old when I got on here wondering why everybody was so excited to see dick on an app . . . Some of yall act like you don’t see it in real life 😐

Hey, so we had all day for a tornado watch. Why this shit wanna come when it’s bed time and we can’t see?! 😭

😂😂😂😂

I turned mine off because after the first one my anxiety was through the roof lol

The way these weather alerts are worst than the actual weather 😭😭.

A tornado watch in February is crazy