Bayern have a +80 (bold all caps) goal difference?!?

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They do make God sound hella like a white man. You can do everything "right," but still will get sent to hell cos you didn't praise him above all? I mean..

First Gregory and Jeanine and now this. 2026 some bullshit, dawg.

borrowing from the other app so that all of these women’s names are shared & remembered.

Bruh another tornado watch. That's like 3 this week?!

Black men need to decenter patriarchy in order to fully embark on their mental health journey. Vulnerability and accountability are the antithesis of patriarchy, and you won’t be able to progress emotionally if you’re not able to be 1) soft and 2) look at that man in the mirror.

CALL. THAT. LADY.

The only "cloud Bob" we acknowledge.

all i know is it's hard not to hulk slap the next person who says not all men. IT DO NOT MATTER IF IT'S NOT ALL IF ITS FUCKING MILLIONS

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I honestly think it comes from slavery.

As slaves we weren't allowed.

As working class free people, we still weren't allowed at the risk of something going arry

Now As adults we demonize it because we never included it in our lives

They're going to have AI generated crowds for the telecasts, huh?

Sigh, Ryan Hall night again.

Minding my own business and come back to a tornado watch.

Ah gotcha. You were right, though

I was *just* wondering why he's been so quiet lately.

There's a reason women outlive us 💀

So, Spotify has a "recession pop" playlist..

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This is the notable one youtube.com/@jessicalany...

I also use Chani. Both had similar messages about this week and next. Do you have any you use?

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Yeah, the YouTube astrologers have had this week and next earmarked. Throw in Mars' energy and

"keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it’s immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like “yeah so this is going to happen to the internet” and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don’t even get paid for it"

how adults colonize every third space and remove young people — including the Internet

link: dragon-in-a-fez.tumblr.com/post/8134647...

My only complaint: she really could've kept the switches. But the memory of those extra batches will always make me smile. She knew what she was doing.

It's really wild how George Benson can use a guitar to make you feel like you're flying.

Squidward spazzed when he said "if there's anything else you need, please hesitate to ask."

Every so often I see a skeet that makes me wish I saved the "They're talking to y'all, not me" miq.

"I made some for the Steward board meeting."
*Me: eyes get big*
"Yours are right there."
Me: still samples those for the Steward board meeting.

My grandmother used to make a mean salmon (she pronounced the "l") croquette. She'd always make extra because a) she knew I would fuck them up (I got in trouble for a lot. Ironically, never got in trouble for eating too much of a batch) and b) cos I was the favorite.

Someone said it must’ve been his first rodeo and I hollered!! 🤣🤣

That map light inside the car. Everybody was going to the gulag if the cops caught us with that on.

Can’t say “butt/booty”. Had to say behind.

Can’t say “fart”. Had to say pass gas.

Can’t say “lie”. Had to say story.

Can’t say “shut up”. Had to say be quiet.

This is probably why I’m in therapy 😂