JFC guys!

Which reminds me the worst thing a duck can say to a German scientist after checking out his horse is "Put it on my bill."

Is the German surgeon the size of a duck the size of a horse?

liberté egalité anxieté graffiti

You ever notice how in the Superman the Movie poster, he's got one fist out, and on Superman II he's got two fists out? Well BUCKLE UP, I gave him three and four fists for Superman III and Superman IV, respectively. Hilarious!

They're cowards for not doing this.

Exactly one year ago today:

My favorite dinosaur is the diplodocus. 🦕

This is a great thread for people you may know who have trouble spotting AI cartoons.

One of the true greats!

Happy Anniversary!

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Imagine claiming to be pro-life party but proposing eliminating WIC

I'm not proud of it, but I'm okay with being called "Big dog" but otherwise same.

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

The real luxury is not having to see AI bullshit.

They shouldn't have to question every damn thing they see.

I'd be surprised if she's the one. Most of the other options are pretty dire too, but I'm not sure donors will forgive losing the popular vote.

At least this time she will be able to flame out early in a primary, like in 2020.

I'm not much of a Morrison fan, but I thought of this one too.

Wow! Other people are trying to pass off good takes as bad. Good job!

I saw kids I know get their asses kicked by police for peacefully protesting genocide in a Blue state with a Dem president.

Now the kids are hypocrites for not doing the thing that didn't move the Dems one iota with the party that is fine with ICE shooting people for reversing their car?

Please stop saying TACO. We’re talking about an ungodly number of people who could die or maimed. It’s not time for cutesy little internet slang. We have to get away from this bizarre desensitization.

Just a dementia addled strong man president and not a single person willing to stand up to him because they don’t want to be accused of doing something

I don't mean this as a slight to you or Miller, but pretty soon you will have put more thought into The Dark Knight Returns than Miller did when he made it.

he is our collective will. not the majority of the actual american people, but the will of america, as a project. this is a nation founded on displacement and built on the twin pillars of slavery and genocide. to truly, fundamentally change will require reckoning with this past and making amends

Willem Dafoe x Martin Scorsese's THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST (1988)

Two decorative pillows on a store shelf. One says (in blue) "He is risen" and the other says (in red) "Dump him"

Happy Easter to everyone on the East Coast, and Happy Wester to everyone on the West Coast.

I think the opposition party widely expected to make historic gains in the next election(s) has an obligation to explain how they'll stop this and prevent it from happening again or it's reasonable to conclude they don't plan on doing those things, which raises more uncomfortable questions