..... maybe you should take the costume off while we talk at least you're gonna drown in that thing

[ Suddenly looking really fucking miserable ] He used to play the bongos on Mike's ass.

Phew!

( Wiping her brow (she was not sweating.) )

Thanks for bein' a pal, Boss. I do NOT wanna navigate that mess.

Time Sensitive Question, Boss.

Afraid of what? Do not be scared

//

... Mi-hi-hike, Tenna! How's it go?

( Long, drawn-out sigh. Straightening her bowtie. )

Can't be helped, I guess! If he stares at MY ass though, I'm telling him off. That's where I'm drawing the line.

Maaaaan. If I blow this, Boss is gonna kick my ass. I think. I dunno.

Whichever one is willing to write me a check, buddy.

... Yeah, I still want Boss' opinion. I don't wanna have Mike accidentally break up with Tenna or something.

You're not even a mice!!!

( Turning to the camera, whispering "That's 'Mike Dice,' for you folks at home!" )

What would you know! I need an expert opinion on this!

... If I'm Mike do I also have to have a weird HR-violating relationship with the boss or is that just for the dice

* Mike seems slightly uncomfortable in their jacket.

] i had to go find the screenshot

That too.

( Walking away )

Yyyeah, uh. It's fine! It was just the easiest shorthand that wasn't "the green one," which felt weird.

Don't worry about it.

I don't want them to hear.

(Suddenly getting very quiet)

Y'know the

A total MIKEtastrophe!!!

. . . 💧

... Mikemare. Nightmike. No that sucks.

This place is a nightmare.

... Me, you, the cat, the loud one and the creepy one?

// THANK YOU..... im usually good about turning replies back on when im done with the pinned but. oops

// SHIT I DID IT AGAIN

That's what I'm asking! I thought it was just the five of us.

...

( Whispering. )

Like the other Mikes? I mean, not as long as you guys, but I've been here for a bit.

I thought there was supposed to be like. 5.