look, i love the dionne era kings jerseys, but there's no good reason they ever ditched the logo they're wearing tonight. it's fucking N A I L S

i love free hockey

how is landeskog THAT OPEN??

artemi panarin... always a fucking assassin. what a dude

holy shit some great finishes apparently ducks fry together

i know i'm not the only one that caught the ian eagle "waiting for cadeaut" reference on the alley-oop to mara earlier tonight please affirm

the arizona men's bball team might be pretty good

that's bonkers. but i'm sure he sleeps ok at night knowing he's a living legend and hans will carry the torch going forward

JOHN WILLIAMS ONLY HAS FIVE OSCARS?? HE SHOULD HAVE HIS OWN CATEGORY

bottle of LALO tequila blanco in the middle of table with paloma cocktail in a glass in foreground

most jobs you'd get fired for drinking at 10am. mine basically requires it

ugh speed it up no one wants to watch the *silver* medal presentation do that shit offstage like the technical oscars

this gold medal game brought to you by Breakfast Cocaine™️: Because why should nighttime you have all the fun?

i want to be able to glide everywhere like they do on a curling sheet it's gotta sort of feel like flying

sweden put soderberg in net so there will definitely be a twist at the end of this one

norway played great but yeah, the u.s. made the shots they needed to and set themselves up to win despite great play by norge

that was a pretty intense finish

every few hours i remember i don't have to work tomorrow and it's a beautiful little gift i inadvertantly give myself

Aparentemente a Gestapo do Pedófilo tentou invadir o CONSULADO DO ECUADOR EM MINNEAPOLIS. Na boa. 🫠

"You know Bovino leaving won't st..." Yes I fucking know. I shipped 800 whistles across the country today. I'll ship another 500 tomorrow. I will not stop until they are stopped and also I will take the fucking W when one of their top fash fucks gets the boot.

How much more obvious can it possibly get that the feds in Minnesota is a WHITE SUPREMACIST op than snatching up INDIGENOUS PEOPLE?!?
THERE'S LITERALLY NOWHERE TO DEPORT THEM TO, THEY WERE HERE FIRST!

this is the second thing i immediately think of when someone mentions asu, the other i cannot mention in polite, public society but if we have beers, it's a fun story

Ned Flanders Slams Arizona State YouTube video by Mr. Wildcat

youtu.be/gFqsv1rw-68?...

damn right i'm winning the national championship next year

parody (def: homonym)

he might have left the human hearing spectrum on the Mendoza rushing TD

can't wait for one shining moment

duhh they're gonna eat them later

nerd

i just don't think it's realistic

it's no secret i'm a packers fan, but as someone who sells party juice in chicago, i am not opposed to another football watching weekend here