Destroy all monsters (1968) Final battle YouTube video by Emmyzilla

I wonder if in a parallel universe, @mammalssuck.bsky.social runs something called March Monster Madness. #2026MMM #2027MMM
#Kaiju
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Goes back to a point others have made many times: Trump doesn’t respect even his own deals, so why would any state trust him in negotiations now?

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A lot of Ambush Bug’s jokes just wouldn’t work in a movie for a general audience. Cheeks, for one.

So it’s agreed, instead DC should finally make a Ch’p Green Lantern movie.

#DC

Victor Von Doom is overwhelmed by Squirrel Girl’s squirrel army. “CONFOUND THESE WRETCHER RODENTS!” “Clik! Clik!” “FOR EVERY ONE I FLING AWAY, A DOZEN MORE VEX ME!”

Victor Von Doom’s arch nemesis, Squirrel Girl. #Marvel
#sqrlpix

Still, don’t throw the goldfish out with the aquarium water when you’re watering your garden.

Bring a big novel with you and a book light.

SHOWCASE PRESENTS AMBUSH BUG Artist KEITH GIFFEN Writers PAUL KUPPERBERG PAUL LEVITZ ROBERT LOREN FLEMING Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman stand together, upset; they all have green skin. Ambush Bug kneels in front of them, pleading “‘SMATTER, GUYS--CAN'TCHA TAKE A LITTLE JOKE?”

Where is the DC Ambush Bug movie?

Doctor Doom: How Squirrel Girl Became the Marvel Icon's REAL Nemesis From the Fantastic Four to the Avengers, Doctor Doom has a number of powerful foes, but he's never been able to fully overcome Squirrel Girl.

Clearly you mean the neglected Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, who has yet to have her own MCU movie, although she has successfully defeated Victor Von Doom every time they’ve met. #SquirrelGirl 🐿️

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Plus, the goldfish poop in the water will help the soil!

Mucha Museum Panská 7, Prague 1 The only museum in Prague exhibiting exclusively originals by A. Mucha. Since 1998, in Panska 7, Prague 1

Time to visit the Mucha Museum in Prague! www.mucha.cz/en

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Tim?

One Tim enters, another Tim exits. Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

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Throwing out the bath water? Who does that now?

Shouldn’t it be more common to say “Don’t throw the goldfish out with aquarium water?” 🐟 💦

Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.

He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions).

Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom.

And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ.

Remember this.

Conan O'Brien Would Fight a Bobcat… But a Spider Terrifies Him?! YouTube video by SONI AI LAB

Conan O’Brien told Colbert last month that: “I would fight a bobcat tomorrow.”

(Implicitly, Conan is afraid to face a squirrel in one-on-one combat.)

A lesson for #2026MMM / #2027MMM? A warning to @natickbobcat.bsky.social than someone in Massachusetts wants to fight them? 🙀

youtu.be/_oOCQ7X51Qo

Squirrels, do NOT over-consume fermented fruits!
#SquirrelWisdom 🍓🐿️🍹

Video from reddit:

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Throwing out the bath water? Who does that now?

Shouldn’t it be more common to say “Don’t throw the goldfish out with aquarium water?” 🐟 💦

Just once, I’d like to see @mmmletsgo.bsky.social end this way. #2026MMM ⚡️🦖

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International Bat Appreciation Day would be a good day for campus bats to start their own social media accounts.
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Giant Electric Penguin | Scott of the Sahara Monty Python's Flying Circus #montypython #flyingcircus YouTube video by The Non-Binary Shiner

What about making the electric sockets look like penguins, so that children learn to fear giant electric penguins? 🐧 youtube.com/shorts/4eMJa...

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International Bat Appreciation Day would be a good day for campus bats to start their own social media accounts.
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Happy International Bat Appreciation Day.

I was standing next to Olduvai gorge when a couple of Maasai walked up with their dog. I was carrying a tripod and their dog was curious and nervous. I held my tripod out and the dog inched up to sniff it and then backed away. The Maasai and I shared a look. Dogs are the same everywhere.

Clarence Thomas ruled in favor of Citizens United.

Harlan Crow's political contributions then went up 862%.

Then we later find out Thomas let Crow take him on lavish trips, buy his mom's house, and help fund his wife's conservative nonprofit.

But go on about how "progressivism" is a problem...

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Just the words "Pentagon worship service" said with a straight face denote a violation of the Establishment Clause.

Unless we get pedantic and presume that Pete & pals are worshipping the Pentagon itself?

Congress (or The Hague) had damned well better be keeping a tally and record of all this.

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Secret Pythagoreans in the US Military? Or are they Secret Satanists? What do Hegseth’s tattoos really mean?

Now I’m stressed about not having tried to not be stressed.