Setting the Unisex Bernie Brewer Milwaukee Brewers Officially Licensed Split Hem Polyester Reversible Mascot Snuggie out for Opening Day tomorrow

Aaron Judge, author of a few of the greatest seasons by a right-handed hitter of all time, is on pace for the worst season by a hitter of any handedness of all time

The scorebug and superimposed ads suck ass too while we’re at it

On-field interviews are never necessary and the picture-in-picture is even worse, make it stop

I hope everyone is prepared for Kyle Harrison to go MacKenzie Gore Mode

There are so many players in the system that will debut between 2026 and 2028:

Made
Peña
Pratt
Williams
Sproat
Quero
Fischer
Adamczewski
Letson
Wilken
Adams
Hardin
Payne
Dorchies
Dinges
Wichrowski

When Burnes was shipped out, Milwaukee went from 92 wins… to 93, to 97. The outlook for 2027-2030 is exceptionally bright. This is how the Brewers have operated since Doug Melvin vacated the GM role!

Congratulations to Brian Cashman on outbidding Brian Cashman

Let me be the first to congratulate the Yankees on running the same team back but a year older and more expensive

On J-15 eve, we did a First-Year Player Mock Draft on the @rotowire.bsky.social Prospect Pod!

Draft order

1 @zacbeck.bsky.social
2 @sonny108.bsky.social
3 Me
4 Ross Jensen
5 @jessesevere.bsky.social
6 @dynastypickups.bsky.social

🎧 www.pod.link/838315493/ep...
📺 www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yYD...

Yoshinobu Yamamoto is a bad motherfucker

As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night

As we’re force-fed commercials for insurance and financial services it feels like a good time to remind everyone they could use those dollars to pass value back to their consumers but actively decide marketing is a better use

Daylight savings tonight I could do a couple dozen innings

IF MY WIFE SCOLDS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE TV I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

One of the beautiful things about baseball is you cannot simply run out the clock

LEADS me to believe. sonofagun

I struggle to recall an in-game interview I found particularly insightful, and the managers clearly don't want to be interviewed while trying to navigate an extremely important game, which leaves me to be believe the only beneficiaries are the broadcast companies

Wrobleski getting hit by a comebacker immediately after that exchange is irrefutable proof we're living in a simulation

To be clear I know Wrobleski wasn't trying to hit him but it was a funny exchange nonetheless

Me, indignantly after hitting someone with my car: what the fuck are you talking about I'm not trying to hit you

Big "other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play" vibes

Asking Dave Roberts about that home run just moments after Bo finished rounding the bases is diabolical work

It's a good thing they walked Vladdy. He might have homered in that situation, which would have been backbreaking

The Blue Jays vs. the basepaths is a battle of titans

Padres are gonna trade for Will Klein and make him a starter

My performance in the office tomorrow

JOE DAVIS: here’s Ernie Clement to open the top of the 33rd

JOHN SMOLTZ: that Alejandro Kirk sure is portly ain’t he

JOE DAVIS: Ben Rortvedt’s 116th pitch misses low

JOHN SMOLTZ: it’s the little legs that slow him down

Enrique Bradfield Jr. has done it again, this time robbing Kevin McGonigle of extra bases with a leaping grab at the wall in right-center. I’m not sure I’ve seen a better defensive week in center field.

Josh Naylor leading with his dome feels on-brand