I’ve been a Royals fan for three decades. The partnership with Hallmark on the new park (ye gods that’s bad poetry) reminds me of this. And yes, the Royals are the loser, small-town boyfriend in this scenario
I had to click more to see how bad KC was. Talk about salt on a wound
That idea gets entertained by watching fan bases bleed to d*ath
The Royals suck. That’s it. That’s the skeet
AKA a career as a Starbucks barista
“We have our best intentions in mind.”
Hilarious
Saving this
You have undercut my deep cut. I boo to you, er, I bow to you
Slipping away
youtu.be/VFETrcH1Dks?...
Isn’t that already the plot of Minions in 2015?! Ohhhhh wait I get it #goldenescalator
I mean you gotta realize that Kansas City doesn’t have good luck with pitchers nicknamed Ace #AsaLacy #Royals #released
You know what’s really messed up about baseball? That New York, Chicago, and LA all have two teams. Greedy b*stards
Extra drunk Twins fans? I’m here for it
Geno Assholiemma
Happy birthday but this is literally the Wrestlemania IV storyline
Geno’s a b—h and has been for years
I also made some for Quincy Wilson and Simone Biles but they’re more sloppy
Katie Ledecky in AIN gear (AI generated)
Sha’Carri Richardson in AIN gear (AI generated)
I mean it’s a C, so
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image
Gino, c’mon, man. She didn’t shake your hand and that’s got your pants in a bunch?
Picked us right up there, boss
1–161 party plans TBA
Estevez has an ERA of 162
The Royals are ahead of the White Sox in the standings only because R comes before W in the alphabet
Just watched the key plays replay. First of all, the key plays replay is ass. It showed the walk off granny as key plays #16 and #17. But more importantly wtf Royals?!
0–162 party plans TBA
“Key Plays” from YouTubeTV on the Royals-Braves game don’t even finish a play most of them. Bizarre