"No. Pluto is haunted."

When you use AI to do your writing, you are telling your audience: “I deserve your attention, but you do not deserve my effort.”

i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

Drop something red.

It will keep you keyed up.

Flock cameras have useful, modular electronic components in them, including:

- Rechargeable lithium iion battery with solar panel
- 5G LTE modem
- 5MP 16mm camera with IR filter

Plus various other components with precious metals that can be harvested for scrap.

This just failed.

Microsoft is finally bringing native video wallpapers to Windows 11 — 19 years after Windows Vista's DreamScenes Windows Vista Ultimate had a feature called DreamScene that let you set videos as your desktop background. Almost 20 years later, it looks like video wallpapers are making a return on Windows 11.

www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...

I think we stopped all innovation on the desktop after Win2k. With Win2k, the desktop could be a website, and have widgets or even streamed video. Making the desktop a live video of the other side of the monitor is so slick! 🤩

I see they have not met our vice presidents

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

Well, now it could be AI-powered DNS.

If your toaster starts working like this website today, report it to us on SaferProducts.gov.

Congratulations 🎉

caffeine is perfect when you're having trouble concentrating and would rather be having trouble concentrating while vibrating

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Keep them posts a’rollin
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A new current mood:

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Electoral College cartogram showing which states are in the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact and which ones could join in time for it to activate by 2028. Each state is sized and labeled according to its number of electoral votes. The states are spaced out enough to accommodate the changes in size but retain their general shapes and relative positions on the map. Current members are in solid orange, potential members are in light green, and nonmembers that are unlikely to join are in medium gray. Members have 222 electoral votes, potential states have 68, and the unlikely states have 248. The compact would only activate once states with at least 270 electoral votes have joined. The seven potential members and their electoral vote are Alaska (3), Arizona (11), Michigan (15), Nevada (6), New Hampshire (4), Pennsylvania (19), and Wisconsin (10). Democrats would need to gain the governor's office and/or legislative chambers to win unified power in these states, as detailed in the spreadsheet linked in this post.

NEW: Virginia just passed a law to join the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact, giving it 222 of 270 electoral votes needed to activate.

This map and spreadsheet show which states could join to activate it by 2028 depending on the outcome of the 2026 elections docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

I too aspire to have an API limit and for you to either pay me more to keep working, or wait until after I've had a nap

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Imagine if we invented a perpetual motion machine. We would have free energy! That's something we should pay attention to. 🤪

High Fidelity

there is no folly of the beasts of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men

Best thing I've seen all day.

Y'all if your coworkers die and you're told to just keep working and look away...don't.

Are You Playing Dungeons & Dragons or Doing Your Taxes? “The rules are constantly being updated, but they’re still shackled to a system from the 1970s.”

1. Your goal is to retrieve your treasure from a monstrous entity.

2. All you need is a pen and paper, but expensive software makes it much easier.

3. The rules are constantly being updated, but they’re still shackled to a system from the 1970s.

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That sounds amazing. 🧙‍♂️

was once New Amsterdam.