the people who had to build this, at the kitchen table every night with their head in their hands, spouses patting them on the back

I showed up to my SCA meeting in the wrong armor. It’s happening all over I hear. A real chainmail loneliness epidemic

Sam. It very clearly says “VISIT GUADALCANAL”.

An all time fav show ever, long live Taskmaster.

Why do ppl keep referencing the 25th amendment? There are no reasonable people in the Executive branch. It’s a sodden basket of craven lickspittles. Expecting them to behave otherwise is utter stupidity.

Today’s kids have it so much easier than we Gen-Xers did, and if have my way my son will never fucking know that. Fucking Gen-X nostalgia needs to fucking die in a fire.

Every day he’s hustlin

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I would like to be.
I can fly higher than an eagle.
You are the Hague beneath my wings.

Hague Hague
HagueHagueHague Hague
Hague Hague Hague
Good bye

Hague
I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
Indict me maybe

All we are saying
Is give Hague a chance

CBS Sets ‘Late Show’ Replacement: Byron Allen’s ‘Comics Unleashed’ The show, currently airing at 12:35 a.m., will move up an hour the day after Stephen Colbert signs off.

Byron Allen's company is literally buying the time slots from CBS and then is responsible for selling their own ads. This is a replacement for The Late Show in the same way that ShamWow infomercials would be. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/c...

Ok, at this point I'm kind of glad I don't have any representation in Congress. What a pile of cowards. Maybe the city of D.C. should just secede. Join Quebec or something.

Haaaaaaaaaague

IF YOUR TRUCK WAS MADE WITHOUT NUTS AND YOU PUT NUTS ON IT THAT TRUCK IS TRANS I DON'T MAKE THE RULES SNOWFLAKE IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM TAKE IT UP WITH GOD

it also has this one

Why the US can't blast open the Strait of Hormuz The era of carrier-dominated airpower is fading, as cheap, unmanned anti-ship weapons reshape naval warfare, whether US planners are ready for it or not.

Dunno where to share this but it was so interesting I want to share it, so here you go empty Bsky void: responsiblestatecraft.org/iran-strait-...

No I.C.E. would be noice by a1phab3t | Redbubble The world would be a brighter place.

I mean, it's just pointing out a coincidence of spelling. It's cute. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1796...

That feeling when you realize you did your favorite puzzles for the day before you went to bed.

Oh your hair is beautiful
Tonight
Atomic

If you were a DHS worker and you knew that going to work would just be a hellish nightmare with the best case being swarmed by angry travelers all day and the worst case that your lonesomeness results in some kind of tragedy… why would you ever go to work?

Opinion | The Wordle guy’s latest move tells us a lot about modern-day ambition — Guardian US For some, creating a smash hit puzzle would have been enough to kick back for life. But for the Josh Wardles and Timothée Chalamets of the world, not even the moon is enough

Wow what a stupid article. Making another word game means Josh Wardle is greedy? It’s a flabbergastingly shallow take and you should be ashamed for publishing it, @theguardian.com apple.news/AMN8_MeySReq...

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

A clearer pic of the same thing in the main post.

Don’t know why the main pic looks like that.

Things that are just right are baby bear. Things that are just right are not Goldilocks. Goldilocks is a thief and a vandal. She should be jailed for her crimes.

Posters pasted on a brick wall of Christi Noem riding a horse in a cowboy hat with the words "Bye Bitch" overlaid.

On the street in DC.

Somewhere, someone is working, day and night, to figure out how to hack these mofos.

Hand traced picture of Kermit the Frog labeled Not AI

Whoever said “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars!” is dangerously misinformed about the relative distances of the moon and stars

So… what’s goin’ on with the other 7.5 billion of y’uns

Worms are useful tho. Caterpillars are either food or pests. They avoid responsibility by being cute. CLASSIC.