Well. This is ROOD.

Emotionally, I am the corner of a fitted sheet that keeps popping up.

The thing that kills me about these “Buyonce” convos is:

1. If she was buying awards, she would’ve bought AOTY a long time ago lol.

2. Ms. Swift has FOUR AOTY’s (most of any artist in history) and outearns every artist out right now and no one is claiming she bought them.

Going to watch 'What We Talk About When We Talk About Anne Frank' at the Marylebone Theatre and then 'Santi & Naz' at Soho Theatre today.

Should be a good day!

Imagine being so bitter about the fact you’re shit at writing that this is the revenge you choose. Like a toddler smearing faeces on the wall coz they couldn’t put two Lego bricks together.

Ho, is you cool?

bring back calling people heretics and apostates. do an honest religious feud. this "not real christians" shit is weak

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I think that it would go a long way towards helping people fathom folks like Zuck & Jordan Peterson if they recalibrate their understanding of masculinity in a way that allows them to see that it has always included petulant whining. Men have been petulant whiners since before the written word.

Not just China. Had a reduced sugar Thumbs Up and it tasted identical to a full sugar Coke. I guess the UK also opts for the shit versions of sweeteners 🤷🏿‍♀️

"May you attract people that speak your language, so you don't spend a lifetime translating your soul" ✨️🫰🏽

All these leaks about Starmer come from a Labour source who is mysteriously named Stress Weeting.

Honestly? Purpose.

Admit it. You were one of those kids who started a mental count when you were told you the Sun would run out of hydrogen in 5 billion years, weren't you?

People make so much of 'those horrid Gen Zers always on their phones during movies but I've literally just come from a play where Boomers' phones were ringing off the hook throughout the performance.

So the moral of the story is everybody's trash 🤷🏿‍♀️

It me!

It's the way she insists on being in absolutely everything.

Even in things where she has no business being.

I've been silent for too long, but now I must speak.

Salted caramel is a bully and I hate her.

As she should! 😍

Marianne Jean-Baptiste wins Actress of the Year for ‘Hard Truths’ at the London Critics’ Circle Film Awards.

I'm currently in between movies today.

Just came out of the Brutalist and I'm about to go into the Usual Suspects.

I sometimes plan themed double and triple bills for myself 😂

I almost exclusively go to the movies by myself. If I waited for other people's schedules, I wouldn't see anything.

I know that people hate being lectured and that people supposedly run to the right because "wah wah wah, the leftists were mean and preachy."

But, at what point are we going to admit that some people just don't give a fuck?

It was the same thing with Brexit.

I know I'm supposed to do away with my more punitive & carceral streaks in order to be a better progressive.

I know that #ACAB also means killing the cop in your head.

I know that dunking is unproductive.

But, how could anybody be so clueless?

Intermission at a screening of The Brutalist at Everyman cinema

Western cinema was a fool to let go of the intermission. It's nice to get time for a little cinematic break so you can process.

Oh, I'm well aware that the "special relationship" is no more than the US saying "jump" and the UK asking "how high?"

And I'm aware that the UK has chronically overestimated their place in the power dynamic.

But does Labour know that?

At risk of sounding conspiratorial, I think Cooper is trying to resist the UK re-establishing ties to the EU because Starmer doesn't want to let go of the poxy "special relationship".

Please, for the love of god, don’t vote for any political party in Britain that threatens to privatise the NHS.

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How most of you like eating popcorn at the cinema