Posts by Kate
Also “locally sourced organic fuck butter”
💀😂
Over hearing a coworker talk about he and his wife walking their cat in a stroller and it reminded me of the phrase "Puss walking" I heard the other day
Mayor Mamdani and a group of children hold hands while running through red tape in a hallway.
For too long, bureaucracy kept 7 child care centers across our city empty — spaces that should have been alive with laughter instead collected dust.
We've run through that red tape. This fall, all 7 will open their doors, bringing an additional 240 free 3-K seats & real relief to working families.
Spent Saturday with President Obama and New York's Cutest — turns out my first name is Mayor and I need to be doing more squats.
Here’s to building a City where families can thrive and every classroom is full of this much joy.
But go off king
The Christian is not “for profit” it is for people
“Christian economy” being used as a descriptor of an economic system should terrify politicians
And the only reason it doesn’t is because they have no idea what it means to be a Christian
The proposition of a Christian economy is in and of itself the very inverse to capitalism
I don’t believe people want a Christian economy
A Christian economy would prioritize the needs and humanity of the disinherited
A Christian economy?
Universal healthcare
A livable wage
Debt forgiveness
Care for the orphan widow and stranger
The secretary of defense is a rapist
He has a job… he does not have morals
Your president is a rapist
He has a job… he does not have morals
“Our men need jobs”
I don’t know how to break this to you bubba…
Our men need morals
If not confirmed your keeping the Pedophiles investment vehicles????
See how that sounds?
I believe her.
I'm so sorry for your loss, Imani 🖤
an admin so inefficient that they need 8 words to say yes
Saying "Department of War" in public without shriveling into a curled millipede hugging themselves in the fetal position due to embarrassment is a red flag
T is OK for cis women but not trans men.
Puberty blockers are OK for cis kids but illegal for trans kids.
You see it, right? You see what this is?
Paywall-free link: archive.ph/eWCXO
My massage therapist once told me that guys come in thinking they like firm pressure but actually don't
So 💅🏻
Firm pressure making me almost cry but it feels SO good afterwards
TIL "2000 and late" is an adjective
Means: dated, passe, out of style
Someone mentioned "6/7" and I said those numbers have been forever ruined for me and a coworker's daughter said "mom that's so 2025"
Which made me think of the "I'm so 3008, you're 2000 and late"
Man I haven't had a massage in FOREVER
Takes a bourbon glaze seriously but skips adding it to any meat and just drinks it straight up
When the murder rates spike don't ask why...