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Posts by Kris
AGAIN AGAIN premieres at the Seattle International Film Festival May 11 and 12!!!
I'm so excited to finally put this beautiful heartfelt movie out into the world. Grab your tickets before they sell out!
www.siff.net/festival/aga...
Today’s happy mail 🥹 ty @sweetteamotion.bsky.social for all the stickers omg!!! What a wonderful surprise!
We got our @danieldanger.net Mad Max print framed with a custom black lighting kit inside and it is SICK af!!!!!! Shout out to JLP framers for taking this project on and the incredible result
Shot is from Spaceballs: THE MOVIE! Pictured is a planet encased in glass, and a enormous planet sized looking ship in the shape of a women operating a giant vacuum cleaner that is positioned over an opening in the planet's shield. We call her.... *timpani sounds* MEGAMAID. Closed caption reads, "whirring"
Okay folks. One last hard sell.
Tomorrow at 5pm (it's a matinee, you're welcome, fellow olds!), at the Ottobar in Baltimore, MD (Doors at 4), I will host my last @superartfight.bsky.social event.
www.superartfight.com/event/260338...
Os win which mean I am allowed to eat all the fully loaded nachos. It’s not a rule right now
The Far Side's Cow Tools edited to have Colton Cowser with a baseball, glove, and bat. The caption is changed to "Cowser Tools"
This came to me last night
Opening Day “O!” at Camden Yards
don't forget to leave a hot dog out on the counter tonight, or baseball won't leave you any presents
We have to do “good news” “positive updates” in multiple s/u through the week. Every day: “my good news is baseball” my boss: “that was your good news yesterday” me: “yes. And will be my good news tomorrow as well”
Dirt bike spring is here
Orioles catcher Adley Rutschman jolts his 2nd home run of the spring.
Statcast numbers: 381 feet, 103 mph exit velocity, 24-degree launch angle.
1st home run of the spring for Orioles top prospect Samuel Basallo was an absolute missile off Phillies prospect Andrew Painter.
Statcast numbers: 375 feet, 105.7 mph exit velocity, 26-degree launch angle.
Ok boss
(Visibly frothing at the mouth) Samuel basallo and adley rutschman
baseball playing pompompurin and cinnamoroll 💫
(collab with samurai japan)
Thanks I hate it. It's hideous.
🚨 Baltimore City Fire Alert
Three Alarm Fire
📍 1200 block of St Paul St
🚒 Units:
Created with AI, info may be incorrect - check audio.
This was not worth it in retrospect
🚨🚨IT IS BASEBALL SEASON
Oh ok. Pinkshift definitely has It (star factor)
Will Psyduck pass his driving test??
hank scorpio from the simpsons hitting his head like "why didn't I think about that"
DUTCH GUY ON BLUESKY THAT POSTS ABOUT AMERICAN POLITICS ≥ 3 TIMES A DAY: You Americans should be taking up armed struggle against your government.
MALCOM X'S GHOST IN HEAVEN:
To the person watching heated rivalry in public at Dooby’s today: I love you and respect you.
Baltimore can have a little spring weather, as a treat
Jacob Tierney as “Pastor Glen” in the show Letterkenny holds up a magazine. The cover shows two muscular male models without shirts, gazing seductively at the viewer and the title of the magazine is “Hard Job”. The magazine has several bookmarks visible.
I’m thinking about heated rivalry a normal amount
Help us clear the shelves before we have to inventory all these books!
20% off all in-stock books until the end of the year, in the store or online at redemmas.org/books (use the code BOOKSROCK at checkout)
jokes on you I’m actually a creature fully separate from your perception of me