Exactly.

Born in the shadows

Scenes from today’s conference at Salve Regina University’s Pell Center for International Relations and Public Policy - “No News is Bad News: The Future of Local News in Rhode Island.”, replete with journalists and supporters. @salvereginauni.bsky.social @pellcenter.bsky.social #Journalism #News

Nurse who downed at least 14 tequila shots wins $300,000 in lawsuit against cruise line Vacaville nurse Diana Sanders sued Carnival Corp., alleging she was served at least 14 drinks before she fell and was injured. She won a $300,000 verdict.

How to get hammered & win $300,000. www.aol.com/articles/nur...

They’re gonna call up Ted Striker to bomb the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. He’s currently stationed in Drambuie, off the Barbary Coast.

It’s always Happy Hour in the Strait of Vermouth. 🍸🫒

God I know it's been a long 2020 but 9 can't believe 2012 was 114 years ago already

A male eastern bluebird perched on a budding twig and staring straight at the camera ©️DTL 2026

Bluebird posting will continue until morale improves

To be fair, the Titanic apparently sank 100 years later than I realized.

I know the ProJo can be late getting stories in its print edition, but this is ridiculous.

Try the ham on spy.🕵️‍♂️ 🥪

My dad’s boss used to live next door to Mr. Patriarca. By all accounts, he was a very good neighbor. Friendly, quiet, would even sometimes be out with a snow shovel to help clear his neighbors’ driveways. And, of course, the neighborhood was exceptionally safe from burglary. All very “Rhode Island”.

Whose head is in those boxes?📦

an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera . ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera .

I’ll have what Hungary’s having.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

So glad to see someone so beautifully articulate what I think about almost every day….

The snappy repartee between Paddington & Snake Plissken would be amazing. 🐻 🐍

This doctor can make you live forever - for a price. 👺🩻

Jesus, M.D.

Wait til Mike Johnson says he’s not familiar with the Pope.

Is that Jeffrey Epstein he’s bringing back to life?

Suspend is a long word for end.

Or, Hungary 🇭🇺

Impressive.
Based on the setting, I hope your talk on Joseph Pulitzer, William Randolph Hearst & the Age of Yellow Journalism went well. 📰

“I don't see myself stopping”: An interview with Steve Ahlquist ahead of his April 19 Fundraiser "I don’t shy away from sticking up for people. I don’t like bullies. I don’t like people who abuse other people. So if I see these things happening, it’s hard for me to stay silent."

Rhode Island needs dedicated reporters like Steve Ahlquist, he is dogged and relentless, in the best tradition of advocacy journalism.
He can use support!

“I don't see myself stopping”: An interview with Steve Ahlquist ahead of his April 19 Fundraiser
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Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.

If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.

And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

When it’s hard to get a table at Waffle House. 🛸🧇

Yes, but Trump’s Cabinet members are equally unhinged.
It’s a Cabinet without hinges.