The help Goose wanted was with the wrestling move they wanted to try.

Kash Patel always looks like he tried to get away with a sneaky fart and a little bit of poo came out.

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

Bringing this Tato back up 💚

Exactly one year ago today:

The o Onion: Politics RFK Jr.: Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins'

Bloomberg: Heat Is Bad for Workers' Health. RFK Jr. Doesn't Care. Temperatures are soaring, so naturally Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is getting rid of all the experts who have been devising on-the-job protections.

If you paid even a penny in federal income tax last year, you paid more than:

Tesla
Southwest
Disney
Live Nation
HP
United
PayPal
CVS Health
Palantir
Citigroup
PG&E
3M

That's right. They paid $0 in federal income tax.

It's time for big corporations to pay their fair share.

The stock market has achieved full sentience.

Dual death doulas dueling to dull distress due to the depressing determination of our dusk and damnation

Potato Princess 💕

So I'm doing a new thing...

#mndfl #sd19dfl #staterepresentitive #democracy

my doctor told me i had fecal amnesia and i totally lost my shit

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

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A cartoon picture of a smoking cat Text: PLEASE DON'T EVER TRADE YOUR AUTHENTICITY FOR APPROVAL. LET PEOPLE DISLIKE YOU

Gentle reminder…

Again, I listened to this show. In this very program Tucker says he'd vote for Trump right now.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., attends a news conference in the U.S. Capitol. (Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images)

AOC: “This is a threat of genocide & merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing & cannot be trusted.

To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat”

The President of the United States is publicly threatening to commit genocide.

For love of country, for the freedoms we cherish and for the values we hold dear, the House must immediately reconvene and vote to impeach Donald Trump.

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A woman making out with a giant piece of fried chicken

Norm MacDonald as Col Sanders, one of several dozen celebrities they had do this

A gold painted version of Col Sanders

Col Sanders seducing a lifesize Mrs Butterworh

We, as a society, need to commission @pattonoswalt.bsky.social to write a six-volume history of all the insane KFC promotions and ads of the last few decades.

I stand by my assessment.

Must be one hell of a pencil.

3 panel comic: Panel 1: A Purple Guy is rolling up his sleeve. He is about to PUNCH AN ICE AGENT. He says “Get ready for an ass kicking you ICE BITCH” A yellow guy in the background notices the situation Panel 2: The Yellow Guy tries to break up the fight. He says “Um, Excuse me. Let’s resolve this with KINDNESS, shall we? What would JESUS do?” Panel 3: Jesus starts climbing down off his cloud and says “I’m coming down to hit that cunt myself”

ICE edit

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Marriage over, €100,000 down the drain: the AI users whose lives were wrecked by delusion One minute, Dennis Biesma was playing with a chatbot; the next, he was convinced his sentient friend would make him a fortune. He’s just one of many people who lost control after an AI encounter

God this shit is so fucking pathetic. Ruin your life in a normal way. "I talked to the computer too much and went crazy." Listen to yourself. Gamble or do heroin anything but this.

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