Sweet! We have similar manatees here and it is so magical to swim with them.

Happy gotcha day ❤️
Sad to hear that news- so sorry. Enjoy all your days together 🫂

I think I didn’t notice the 40s perimenopause because having no tolerance for people & feeling moderately homicidal was close to baseline 🤣
Am paying my penance in my 50s as I’m in year 7 of volcanic hot flashes.

Got him from a Florida cocker rescue- had his DNA done & he’s 30% English, 70% American. 100% nutball happy boy.

Ugh. That is onion layers of terrible.

Curious- do you think the lesser shittiness was just outsider in general or the post-WWII esteem Americans had in France? Wonder if that is changing with our current Euro-abandonment?

Very familiar with such awakenings, usually with an ill-placed stomp 😳

Funniest bit is he said they listed a commission to my local agent for $989k 🤣
Said I was gonna run right over there, as I’d be their fav client. Insurance rep said they should buy me a house 😂

What a lovely Monday message. You & your family are excellent role models for this ❤️

Only in Florida 😂
Received my homeowner insurance renewal email yesterday. Dread of opening (went from 8k to over 10k last year)…
Amount due: $13.6 MILLION 🤣
Actually got them on the phone first thing & guy was like “holy god that’s messed up let me go talk to someone.”

No worries, seems pretty remote. Of course today is his one off day & the weather is poo.

New bat dog for Clearwater Threshers, Philadelphia's Single-A affiliate, makes unforgettable debut The Single-A affiliate of the Philadelphia Phillies, the Threshers, may have fallen to the Blue Jays in Friday's matchup, but the team will surely remember the game for a different reason.

The Phillies minor team here went viral couple years back when Lucy May took over for retiring Layla (who has since 🌈)

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Just wait till you’re at the “buy in bulk at Dollar Tree” phase so you can squirrel them anywhere you might need them 🙃

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Good grief NYT editors. Even those of us who have dirtbagged the world know the correct number is 3– wear one, wash one, dry one

Da Mutt Strut is only one week away! I cannot even believe it!

We are so close to our goal, less dan $900 from reaching it! Every donation goes directly to da Greenville Humane Society!

Let’s help doggos and kitties in need!
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Go Penny go! Mateo just donated his Cytopoint rebate 😁

I think Mateo’s other human is near-ish you for work this week (Middletown NY- nearer than FL at least 😜). Is stopping at breweries & cidery on way up from EWR. Any recs?

Nice. Love a dog friendly breakfast place!

Ollie’s Experimental Bookmarks, Inc.

Hard yes to Shrinking.

I’m always a bit frustrated we get so few scenes with him but tonight showed me I probably can’t handle that many 😅

That’s probably the most all season!

Damn #ThePitt finale doing nothing to liberate me from my Dr. Abbot crush for the long hiatus.
Excellent episode overall.

Dogs 🐾🥰

That doxycycline scrub top is peak pharmacy humor.
(Note my “phetch” nom de plume) 🙄

I love The Pitt & am so ready for S2 finale. But I think a full rewatch is in order, because how have I not heard anyone say “redd up the room” yet?!

I am so sorry 💔 We dog people all understand. Sending comfort & strength.

An utter shame. Hopefully some sort of lawsuit can stop it.

Hey #AltCitizens,

This senator has bought you time to call your senators.

Call the Capitol switchboard:

202-224-3121

Thanks to @morethanjustparks.bsky.social for the script.