Did a lawyer make this thing? Oral b you gotta do better my bro

My toothbrush has a hole by the bristles and a holhollowneck so that drool leaks out of it during normal operation. Who designed it? I will not rest until I slap them in the testicle

Unfortunately extreme violence is a normal human behavior

Got some Italian ice today. It's officially summer

I just hoped I'd get to see this kind of marshaling of resources for something better. Like they've been holding out on us and this is what they chose, ok 🙄

i could be jerrified
just didn't wanna grovel

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: it's common sense to shield kids' innocence from adult performances & imaginary.

GO BRAZZERS

Smoking ban for people born after 2008 in the UK agreed The "landmark" legislation aims to stop anyone born after 1 January 2009 from taking up smoking to create a smoke-free generation.

i don't want to quit smoking i want you to grow me new lungs in a vat and cure cancer how is this hard, "The Future"? www.bbc.com/news/article...

Distance could never keep us apart: it's the fact that your area has ticks.

Virginia got it right tonight! ✊🏻

Maga asked for this fight. So they will get it.

But keep in mind, trump is a dying demented pedophile. He WILL try to cheat in the midterms to stay in power. We have to be prepared.

I thought it meant as normal as a toilet

If the owner of the Knicks doesn't like your looks he will single you out for special treatment

Because baseball people are weirdly interested in tabulation of data, it was a snap to learn that this has happened 12 times in history, including a 17-game streak

I don't understand how people look at Mike Johnson and don't immediately think child molester

Mofo just called me Floppin Floorley

Got these incredible skin-and-tooth whitening apples at Wholefoods for only $70

Hey freedom type people: might wanna ask yourself why the govmint wants so bad for you to not take vaccines

The Duchess of Assworthy Sounding

Watching people try and try but never succeed to do kickflips taught me that it is better to relax, not wear extremely large jeans, and to enjoy having functional ankles

Lady Patty Noysebottom

Lord Jeofferey Penisbone

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t and do take.

Sir Alfred Gnarlay

Never forget ....release all the Epstein Files!

Free drag name: Amy Wanghouse

There is a cloud of Marihuana smoke enveloping the entire city

There are always people sitting in cars at the grocery store. You might not see them, but they’re there. When I went in today to not my usual store- same chain, different location- a man in the vegetable section was asking where the tomatoes were. The worker said they only had these few tomatoes.

I like seeing robins because they're good looking idiots that just eat worms and flirt with each other

I love going back and watching movies I liked as a kid because they're always unbelievably campy and as a child I didn't see it