Rob Schneider says the United States must institute a policy allowing him to personally visit semen banks and “swallow as much cum as I’d like.”

Thank you for sharing this, it’s really beautiful and inspiring.

There is no better feeling than when a celebrity slams the White House

You don’t understand…the title, “manufacturing consent”… ITS A COOKBOOK!!!

5 years on hormones today 🔥

Drink tickets are scrip

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this pussy

Mr. Epstein, you are cancelled

Well, it’s time to go to bed! I’m off to sleep. I wonder if I will dream? Either way, I hope I wake up well rested.

Assuming I wake up! Tomorrow is never guaranteed. Text that person, Tell ‘em how you feel!

Xoxo Esther

You can often find me at the movie theater, enjoying this season’s offerings!

There are beautiful, bright days in our futures.

I am fully obsessed with it but I accept that I am in a tiny minority

You haven’t seen Ella McKay yet and yet you made this list?

Retweet if Ella McKay

whenever someone is about to kill me, i think about how much i love life

Gotcha gotcha I misread

Both perhaps better than anything Netflix has ever made

It’s just…. so bad for movies. Netflix specifically directs its creators to make movies/tv that can be understood without having to look up from your phone. Hard to imagine OBAA or Sinners being made at a WB owned by Netflix.

I recently star awoke. It works

Always framing news of resistance around number of arrests and police violence is demoralizing and low key doing the police work for them

Image with three individuals from diverse backgrounds, with LGBTQ and palestinian flags pinned, and a broken bomb with Human Rights Campaigns logo. Text "Victory! Human Rights Campaign ends sponsorships with major weapons companies" & "Queer liberation doesn't come from missiles."

Due to the organizing of LGBTQ & Palestinian activists fighting to end the genocide in Gaza, @hrc.org has confirmed it is no longer sponsored by weapons companies Northrop Grumman and RTX Corporation

Out joint statement w/
@adalahjustice.bsky.social

www.adalahjusticeproject.org/hrc-victory-...

You can still do this is you are a trans woman in Bushwick

“Two times for is eight” in the style of “Zohran for New York City”

I’m blushing 🥺🥺 I love you jesse

Esther Fallick: Esther Updates Her Book This hour-long comedy show skewers the state of gender politics on Broadway with a delicious mix of stand-up, musical comedy, and as always, unspeakable beauty.

Need everyone to lock in and sell out my show publictheater.org/performances...

Day two since three coworkers and I were illegally fired from Condé Nast

Come to the big show ! Promise you will love it

Met a cow!

Here’s a clip from my song “Next To Him”
Written with @msmurphysmith.bsky.social :)

We love you Kaye