I had Covid a couple of weeks ago. I felt a bit under the weather for 2 days. Masks are usually worn by people who do not want to be recognised.

Yes, as I thought, very little indeed. Have you been a miserable little cock sucker all your life, or have you been in training?

Er, what? Why was Graham Linehan @glinner.bsky.social arrested by armed police at Heathrow airport? Did he:
A. Steal a plane?
B. Commit a teroristic atrocity?
C. Smuggle ketamine into the country?
D. Have to be removed from the plane shouting obscenities at passers-by?
E. Send a tweet?

I went to the doctors to get the snip because I had decided I don't want children. But when I got home they were still there.

First concert I ever went to without my parents, I was 14. First time I headbanged.

RIP Ozzy Osborne xxx

I have a lump on my neck. My GP said send me a photo. I did. He said "it's a sebaceous cyst". I sent the photo to Chatgpt and asked "what's this?" Chatgpt said "it's a sebaceous cyst". I don't need to get an appointment with Chatgpt.

I know that it's terribly unfashionable, but I haven't been so bookish (as I currently am) since the early 90s. And the old fashioned type of book too - made of paper.

I just read Katie Hopkins has endorsed Nigel Farage and his Reform party. Hands up anyone who gives a monkeys.

Yes, I completely agree.

I have just finished reading 'The Wager' by @davidgrann. I am quite sure it is the best book I have read for a very long time indeed!

What is going on? I voted Labour because I wanted a Labour Government. I didn't vote for Conservative- lite.

I agree with Diane Abbott. A wealth tax is needed.

youtube.com/watch?v=wPoX... Watch this>>>

I gave a Twitter account and I only follow right wing commentators. It's pretty depressing. Yes, I also follow Elon.

Great news! I'm not driving today!🍺🍸🍷🥃🎄🎄

Merry Christmas everyone xxx

It will do wonders for you.

I had a farm in a remote valley in France for 7 years. No TV or internet. Village 'news' @ the Boulangerie. Occasional long wk-ends in a city to explore it and to 'connect'. Those days off-grid and unconnected literally changed my body, head, soul, and heart. Bliss.

I'm going to stop reading the news. I stopped watching it some time ago. Actually, I want to go back to the time when all anybody knew was what was happening in their village.

I'm just watching a YouTube where a couple are taking a 1.5 hour train journey out of Rome. €4 each!

'Chewing-gum' by Amyl and The Sniffers is the best tune so far this year, I think.

Just saying...

Just bought some superglue. It's for a shoe. But it doesn't matter. I will always glue my finger to whatever I'm gluing, or near to what I'm gluing. Just one of my many talents.

My much better half is visiting and helping out her parents. She will set off back v soon - 1.5 hours on the M1. I cannot stop myself telling her to be careful and that I love her, before she sets off. I have seen horrors on motorways. I worry, am I being morbid?

I just despair at the hypocrisy of it all, and I nievelly presumed the former director of public prosecutions would be far beyond that sort of grubby behaviour.

I saw Jodie Comer in Prima Facie last night. I still cannot stop thinking about it. Jodie Comer might be the best actor I've ever seen.

I visited my grandad in hospital and smeared his back with lard. After that he went downhill very quickly.

Turns out not only am I the only person in the restaurant who didn't know what gnocchi is. Correction, the planet.

Hands up everybody who read all of Donald Trumps' 47 tweets during Kamala Harris' speech?

I watched the whole of Kamala Harris' speech last night. Cannot deny i was impressed.

How lovely, a 'blue moon' and a 'super moon', both at the same time. Quite a spectacle, The Guardian tells me - in Australia. Didn't mention anything about Derbyshire. I'm expecting just the moon this evening (which I still like). Either that or clouds.

Just downloaded an interesting article in today's Observer about Elon Musk taking down X in Brazil, because Judges want him to remove inflammatory articles and/or individuals.