It may seem like I’m buying a pastry but I’m truly just buying a seat in this third space. Please stop flirting w me. Xoxo

My most toxic trait is being a little annoyed when the band I’ve been talking about for a couple years finally catches on

Greensboro is getting a Raising Canes 😭😭😭💖💖💖💖

Those stuffed animal taxidermy head mount crafts are so ugly

Found an ex friend’s Google reviews profile and she is such a Karen lmao

Got his birth chart boys, we’re in

Normalize texting the group that you got home safe and also sending all the group pics taken on your phone

Stopped by my fave bakery for my fave brownie and they’re playing my fave band life is great

I love being a weird statistic. I’m not a child of divorce but I did have one myself.

Bludumpy

May I never forget the slow and reassuring realization that I was never actually dependent on a partner and was actually doing a good deal of taking care of them

I know the next day is gonna be a lot when I’m up late enough to hear the street sweeper go by

I love it when my night of tv show plans is pushed back by random social plans. We live in the age of streaming baby! Tv will be there tomorrow

The only thing pulling me back towards American football culture is the half time performers

TikTok shop ad for a mini bong that attaches to your labubu’s hand

If you want to morally grandstand for someone, consider doing it for someone who wasn’t morally bankrupt

Bludump time
Went to a music fest! My dog had his bday and had some teeth taken out 😥 hotdog 🌭 & my lemon drop

Situationship just called Keroppi “kerpoppie” 🔪

put him back in the egg suit

I really never notice when people use Instagram notes to post a song until someone I’m infatuated with does it

Skinny legend

He’s viewing my story after it being up for 40 seconds is he in love w me

I’m bringing a man I trust to the Men I Trust show

The way some of this could tragically still come true

Not to get sentimental but I remember signing up for myPanera rewards at a vendor fair on my college campus

I love saying “yoink” when I’m taking something I’m fully allowed to take

I love making a happy bday insta story for a person who likely won’t even open the app on their bday lmao

Allison Grodner tweet: 3 minutes 1:39 PM 13 Jan 19

How long was Rylie's HOH?!

The fact that the Big Brother fan community is coming together to hire Etsy witches to cast spells on houseguests is crazy by itself but the fact that it’s WORKING is wild #bb27

BEFORE WE START..
Winner pick: Morgan
First hoh: Rachel
America’s fave: Keanu
#bb27