more taylor swift on football games less of whatever this is

can i please just watch the game

"Yeah...History of Man's probably one of the greatest songs ever written." -my husband, unprompted and 3 beers deep

ugh i had that this week too! it never turned into a cold, just a sore throat for a few days so fingers crossed for you!

i always just assumed baller bc he goes on to brag about how good they are with the ladies 😅

wait it's not baller??!

I'm about to start Well, Actually!

Your 30s are awesome, I promise!

who?? my life didn't start getting cool until i was like 32

How old were you at each of Taylor Swift’s album releases?✨

💚Debut: 19
💛Fearless: 21
💜Speak Now: 23
❤️Red: 25
🩵1989: 27
🖤reputation: 30
🩷Lover: 31
🩶folklore: 32
🤎evermore: 33
🫶🏻Fearless TV: 33
🧣Red TV: 34
💙Midnights: 35
🎆Speak Now TV: 35
🗽1989 TV: 36
🤍TTPD: 36
❤️‍🔥The Life of a Showgirl: 37

i’m just a girl, getting on social media, to say that maisie peters deserves more attention. she’s so cute, such an amazing songwriter, and just awesome and i need more people to adore her like i do

You can't tell AI by its em dashes. AI stole 20+ of my books, all of which were constructed of one part emotion, two parts em dashes, and a tiny lil bit of plot for spice. That bitch learned how to em its dash from ME, and I use more of them now out of pure spite.

A roadside sign for a custard shop advertising a "BUTTER FINGER BLAST SUNDAE"

👀 I'm listening...

yeah so you know how I always bang on about readers' right to say whatever they want in a review?

yeah, in this one's case I'll make an exception.

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Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh OOUUuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah

i think about this tweet every single day

it's about when meredith scratched her leg and owed her $40 million

a threads post 7 minutes ago from @depressedswiftie “She saw selena’s Taco Bell engagement dinner and was like hold my crunchwrap” with a screenshot of Taylor Swift’s store showing the Life Of A Showgirl Shiny Bug green vinyl with a green Mountain Dew Baja Blast logo, and the Life Of A Showgirl Shiny Bug purple vinyl with a purple Mountain Dew Baja Midnight logo The Life Of A Showgirl album cover is Taylor Swift with blonde straight hair wearing a maroon glittery bodysuit seductively holding a wall with greenish lighting. The album cover has a broken glass look with fragments of the main picture around. “The Life Of A Showgirl” is written in capital letters in either green or purple depending on the vinyl.

#SwiftiesLivingMas

why did they do *all that* just for vinyl variants lol

i don't want to get my hopes up just in case we're wrong, but it's crazy to think about how we haven't had a lead single since LOVER

my guess is elizabeth taylor

A man whispering to George W Bush

Screenshot of the countdown on Taylor Swift’s website: 03:44:37 - EXPIRES AUGUST 18 АТ 2:00PM ET

a second countdown has hit the website

do this!! it works and it's worth the thirty seconds it takes to do

A man who looks like a salesman has his hand in a brain with a thoughtful looking customer next to him

*slaps brain*

This bad boy can hold so much useless trivia

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Screenshot of a headline from MLive.com. "Jared Goff says Taylor Swift caused his phone to blow up for hours" with a photo of Jared Goff in a red jersey at Lions training camp

Oh just my worlds colliding a tad

Didn't expect a Jared Goff name-drop in this 🤯

it feels like one of those nights i won't be sleeping

whatever a pre pre-order is 🤷‍♀️