a man in a suit is sitting in a car with a ram behind him and the words naaaature written on the bottom Alt: a man in a suit is sitting in a car with a ram behind him and the words naaaature written on the bottom

Earth Day, Florence + the Machine tonight at an MsG full of witchy vibes, and seeing predictions that “it” might happen today. Let’s do this!

Going tonight \m/

Ant-Man and Poor Things team up on a blurry theater screen with subtitles. Subtitle says Poor Things, I need you to distract Kang.

These Avengers Doomsday leaks are very exciting

Ha the Gregorian chants. That was a little weird tbh

I’m rich!

It’s time to take the keys away from the granddaddy of them all.

Freedom of Speech Guy but it’s Columbo

Just one more thing…

a man in a suit and tie is standing with his hands on his hips Alt: Paul Rudd in a suit and tie is dancing with his hands on his hips

Love it. And Tim Curry looks like he is doing the Paul Rudd dance in that bottom pic.

Weir Mania build-up

Give it time. Love is love.

A-B-C….Always be closing. A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention; do I have your attention? Interest; are you interested? I know you are because it’s fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision; have you made your decision for Christ? And action.

They are closer to a theme park stunt show or the performance at Medieval Times. At least Medieval Times includes dinner in their ticket price.

I realize that I have been conflating Danny Elfman and Brian Eno (kinda sorta close to “Oingo Boingo” maybe?). But Elfman’s cursed visage is now so distinct and I’ve only just seen a picture of regular old guy Eno this morning.

May this admission reach whomever needs it during this dark time.

This just makes it seem like Trump was onto something when he suggested shining light inside the body to treat Covid

Monty Python’s The Bishop YouTube video by Cathode Ray Terrors

When the Pope is weak on crime, you’ve got to call the Bishop m.youtube.com/watch?v=iqga...

The Pope Mobile probably threw him

Cursed demon face

Cursed image

Freedom of Speech guy but he’s a Smurf

The phrase “Smurf _____”, aimed at…

The F-word - The Most Versatile English Swear Word YouTube video by English Like A Native

What the fuck? youtu.be/RLNsSzcXuts

A malignant narcissist,
a demented geriatric,
and a “useful idiot” walk into a bar.

“The McDonald’s is next door, Mr Trump,” says the bartender.

A racist,
a misogynist,
and a pedophile walk into a bar.

“The usual, Mr Trump?” asks the bartender.

A draft dodger,
a warmonger,
and a con artist walk into a bar.

“Good evening, Mr Trump,” says the bartender.

Trump blathering in place of Norman Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech guy

When your distraction from the Epstein files becomes such a shitshow that you need the Epstein files back in the news to distract from the distraction

a big mouth billy bass is displayed on a wooden plaque Alt: a big mouth billy bass is displayed on a wooden plaque

The cumin’s out of its case
And now we grind it up fine
‘Til it’s granulated as if it were salt.
Why do we season like this?
(How do you season your fish?)
It was only a fish.
(It was only a fish.)

Back in the 1900s…