Same here's the team the LLM drafted

*renovating a house* Jesus Fucking Christ every Single Thing is so damn Expensive

this website is incredible

This has been true at least since I lived there 16 years ago.

the soul of an ancient italian grandmother in these photos.

For the record: The Washington Post is run by partisan hacks who think we won't remember that they took the *exact* opposite stance when it was Republicans pushing their own gerrymandering grab in Texas last year -- *without* putting it up for a vote.

I know that Julian’s not a smart guy but I really wish that people could understand that when conservatives say they want to take on billionaires, they mean Jews. They’ll tell you this if you ask!

gave it a listen this past weekend and yeah.. fun. not his best but really ambitious in going out-there. his most 'bill wurtz' esque album to date.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

starting to think he's not really a lifelong Democrat

Google review of a Shell EV charger. One Star. "The charging station had been removed" and a reply reading: "Thank you for reaching out to us! We are sorry to hear that you had an unsatisfactory experience at the Shell Station’s Convenience Store. We would like to know what happened. Please contact us by visiting our Help and Support Page via this website: shell.us/help-and-support. Thank you! – Shell Solutions Center"

the EV landscape, in a nutshell.

increasingly convinced, and increasingly upset about it, that this all probably could have been avoided if Romney won in 2012.

me trying to install a fence in the backyard:

though they be but little they are fierce

there are bird fights everywhere for those with the eyes to see

bald eagle lazily circling over our house this morning and so far I've watched a hawk and a crow try to fight it and both lost. nature is awesome.

playing with cars with my son and he pointed out a toy jeep and said "daddy that's a bad guy."

I asked him why and he said "becuase he came from the army and he has a gun."

damn right kid.

she does WHAT for the Senate?

it'd be a fun MArch thesis, if anyone's lookin for ideas.

I have this pipe dream where the limited range of EVs and the time it takes to charge results in a resurgence of "roadside attraction" culture in the US. fun little spots where families can take a 30-45 min break and do something fun while the car juices up.

won't happen, but it's my dream.

he said, dripping with sanctimony.

what happened to all the lobster tail?

flying pup

"come out and live in a religious community in a beautiful place out in the country"

they literally did the Aslan meme

more evidence of my theory that eventually any attempt at chaotic good will be co-opted by lawful evil

angering Miami Dade Catholics certainly won't be a problem for the Republican party.

incredible flex for the church to cite a thousand year old doctrine to a guy who's been Catholic for six years.

My Allbirds shoes telling me to kill myself

Dammit it’s already happening

for reasons extremely unlcear to me the bluesky algorithm has decided I want to see a lot of shirtless men having just finished their workout.