Post you in a state of undress

I dare yer!

The 1st class on European flights make me laugh. It’s just a bloody curtain 😂

My God!

*Rockefeller

Eh up, Rockerfeller’s in

I had to ask someone I work with that a few weeks ago after he told me he’d played football against him the night before. After explaining to me who he was, he then went on to explain most he was playing with were trying to 2 foot the twat every time he got the ball

Seems reasonable

Hang it in the Louvre

Looks and sounds stunning, but it’s getting there that would daunt me. That said, I was looking at going to Hawaii recently and that was something like a 24 hour flight with a couple of stops

Bollocks to that

Feel exactly the same about the situation, but I’m still not cancelling. My son was over in Texas for a couple of weeks recently and he felt fine there

Oh my word, how the fuck did I miss that?

Sensational

I’m doing a huge trip to America next year, already booked and am fucked if I’m cancelling it

That would be nice to read

Ooo, I wanna go there one day and will do

Post you, in a another country

Preikestolen near Stavanger, Norway!

Second picture is me sat on the edge of the cliff you can see in the background of the first! Was shityerselftastic

Only thing wrong in that headline is, it didn’t end with …gored to death lol’

It’s all down to a bomb blast in 1996

Hahahaha! Fuck off they have?

Try and shoehorn ‘betwixt’

In more ways than one…

Was hoping you’d seen it. The special guest 😂

Haha! Did you have a falling out?

Haha, you dick

Hi, I’m a pervert and I’m studying your ma!

You still do it?

Haha

Splendid! May give them a bell

See me in the next Olympics

Nice one, just worried about the impact on my knee is all

Really? Do you think I’d cope with it with having a torn cruciate that’s never been operated on? There’s a club near me and have always fancied it, but just not the confidence to give it a go

Have always fancied that but never dared join a club

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