My father-in-law is laughing a LITTLE too hard at my mom’s jokes for me to be comfortable.

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Has anyone tried calling B6-13 about all this?

I’m on the couch with my dog, and my husband keeps bringing us both little pieces of bacon and I’m both full of love and offended.

Airport people who freak me out: People who have SO MUCH shit in their pockets. People who just stand on the moving sidewalk.

Working for a small, sales driven organization is wild. I tried to book myself at a Marriott for travel this week and they were like, “oh our discount is with the Four Seasons.” Uh…okay then!

Where?????

Banner Day! Fun photo shoot for my business. Official entry into the Million Dollar Advisor Club with my host travel agency. Invited on a dream trip with a dream supplier. Keep it coming.

Toot! Toot! 🎺🎺

Should we all be outside howling at this moon or something?

🎶nothing is everrryyythingg🎶

Okay. I can't take it anymore.

20. Montana- Playing Great Balls of Fire on a Keyboard.

19. Tennessee - Singing Climb Every Mountain.

Louisiana - Dancing to Elvis

17. Arizona - Interpretive dance to “if you're reading this.”

16. North Carolina - singing The impossible Dream.

15. New Jersey - interpretive dance to Celine Dion

Ah ah! why?

Whyoming - monologue about how she's a wrestling coach and is molding young minds like Micheallangeo or something.

14. West Virginia - Jazz dance to Canned Heat

Rhode Islsnd -singing from “Legally Blonde.” Dressed the part

12. Maryland - singing “Don’t rain on my Parade” (cute outfit)

11. Washington - Singing(ish)

10. Connecticut- Don’t Stop Me Now on the flute.

9. Oregon - Latin dance to Lets get Loud.

8. Arkansas (the emcee pronounced the “s”) - Singing “if I had my way”

7. Hawaii - singing and hula

Nebraska - “upbeat figure rollerskating.

5. (I might not remember to number these) Maine - Monologue about how she still became an engineer even though boys said she couldn’t.

Delaware - ballet en Point. To that song from Carmen

North Dakota Singing La Vie en rose. Bonus points for accent attempt.