I made chicken wings & rice. Usually I lube the chicken wings with olive oil before I bake them. Today I used bacon grease. I’m not going to say it was the right move, but it sure wasn’t the wrong one.
People face the spray?
My dog was so pitiful at the vet, waiting for them to come love him.
Washington figuring out how to inoculate the Continental Army against smallpox and making it mandatory being a key fucking factor in the revolution would like a goddamn word.
I think he’s trying to decimate the volunteer corps to reinstate the draft.
She’s still Aggie. We’re keeping an eye, but she hasn’t told us it’s time.
We’re still keeping them separated so yeah.
@afgoink.bsky.social bought the puppy one of those touch activated toys in a squirrel suit and he's left me alone for ten whole minutes, I assume the batteries will run out in about three hours, in the meantime this is glorious.
My six month old pittie mix sitting on my purple couch, licking his nose and looking at me like “what? You left”
I was gone for four days and this little shit stole my spot on the couch.
I let my kid design her own custom color at Sherwin Williams, with the caveat that I would not repaint for at least 5 years. It turned out great.
This thread is awesome.
Jesus tits.
Me and my besties after being left behind by AI
My husband came to me today and said he wants a bowler hat.
It’s nice to know he can still surprise me after 18 years.
I’m getting ready to leave Chicago and I’m ready to be home if for no other reason than I masked this entire trip and it’s hot and uncomfortable and all the things people complain about but also necessary and kind considering I just got over a head cold and nobody deserves that.
I am a middle aged white woman highly suspicious of spice I would watch the ever loving shit out of this.
💯
Republicans have been anxious to drag society back from every bit of progress we've made over the past generation.
This would be super exciting if RFK Jr wasn’t actively killing funding for mRNA research and vaccines.
I just had a steak salad and pretzel bites that I snagged from a local pub a three block walk from my hotel. I got it to go and ate it sitting on my bed watching a baseball game and I can’t overstate how satisfying it all was.
That being said, I’m ready to go home tomorrow and see my people again.
Nope, I really don’t like this.
I love visiting my friends in Jersey because disco fries.
I don’t like this overturning balls & strikes business. What are fans supposed to get mad about?
This is my favorite stage, pure vibes.
This. Why do I need to get 7,000 texts a month? I know who you are. I know where you are. I will visit you when I want to buy another thing, but not if you piss me off in the meantime, LEAVE ME ALONE.
*fall* in love with? Yes.
*be* or *stay* in love with? Hmm…
It was either a mistake to not bring the good tweezers or to use the magnifying mirror. Either way, I have knowledge I could’ve done without.
I might put on makeup today. The last time I did that there was a different calendar on the wall.
They should be.
