If Nintendo follows the free update model for Tomodachi Life like they did with Animal Crossing they need to add animal mouths for customizing Miis, cause I wanna make a Berdly Mii but I can’t think of a single way to pull it off that doesn’t look fucking hideous

One year ago Gamers (TM) said that everyone who bought the new Mario Kart deserved to become homeless. Today, Gamers (TM) say that if you don’t buy the new SNK system you’re imposing a “tyranny of virtue” on them. Is there anything Gamers (TM) won’t bitch at us about

Iran won’t have to worry for much longer in a few months all our soldiers will be too busy shitting and puking all over our boats to actually fight

George Washington forced the entire continental army to be inoculated against smallpox 250 years ago for a fucking reason

“Anime Leela can’t hurt you”

Anime Leela:

Yeah but they can’t shoot the drawings

Can you add guns to Tomodachi Life I want my Miis to be heavily armed and dangerous

This movie was always gonna eat shit in the reviews. If they made it honest they’d get sued by the Jackson estate. So they had to omit the whole “being a pedophile who dangled a baby off his balcony” part, something everyone’s gonna notice

You ever wonder how much of a paradise the world would be if the English speaking countries didn’t exist

It’s like walking into a police station and loudly announcing “IF ANYONE WANTS REALLY GOOD WEED MY FRIEND SKINNY PETE LIVES AT 2836 NORTH 32ND STREET ITS THE HOUSE WITH THE YELLOW SIDING AND THE RED HONDA CIVIC HE HAS A GROW OPERATION IN THERE”

Did he just snitch on Tim Cook for bribery

Wait does that mean we’re getting a Switch 2 exclusive with the same price as a Switch 1 game

The June direct will probably never go away, since that’s also around the time Summer Games Fest happens and when Sony and Microsoft do their own showcases. But I could see the February direct being phased out and replaced with the app

I wonder if Nintendo is reworking their directs cause it’s kinda weird how the February direct was a partner showcase while all the new first party games are getting release dates dropped either in dedicated mini directs, or on the Nintendo Today app

I’ve become my island’s drug dealer

This shit is just a derivative of TERF ideology and it’s poisoning people’s brains. We gotta stop these freaks.

“You are a radical gender abolitionist if you believe that men love their children” that’s it we’re taking away your human rights. Give me your computer it’s time to work in the mines

Must be embarrassing to work for the world’s most powerful spy agency and get stuck on internet discourse duty

Having to burn $500 on a new flight would probably just ruin the entire trip tbh. And if it’s a work trip now you gotta explain to your boss why you missed a meeting

Oh god he collects funko pops

That reminds me I need to make a pet spamton so my miis occasionally get hit with the big shot jumpscare when they investigate a tree

This has happened numerous times with Lancer

Imagine shit talking aliens and then they come with their buddies to abduct you and kick your ass

Every day the American government takes action to ensure that committing tax fraud becomes even more appealing

The idea of a grave getting doxxed is so fucking funny. What are they gonna do, SWAT the cemetery?

“Officer go to the St Bartholomew’s Church burial grounds there’s a skeleton holding his family at gunpoint hurry!”

These guys are 100% CIA ops. Ever notice how right wing infighting, despite generally being insane, at least sounds different from person to person. Whereas all left wing infighting reads like a copypasta

The fucking brain worms these people have about Hasan Piker, and Arabs in general, is disgusting. We’ve got so called liberals talking about Muslims like they’re a Bush voter in 2001

Gonna make Link and Zelda Miis and brute force them into a relationship cause Nintendo is too cowardly to make it official

Someone at Palantir played Cyberpunk 2077 and was like “god I fucking love Arasaka”

My Miis when they see the iconic scene in Pikmin 2 The Bad Ending Continues where the Pikmin pluck Olimin

The part about this that had me laughing was she kept talking about the game’s “iconic scene” and now I really wanna know what the iconic scene in this fake Pikmin game would be.