I just cannot, with a good conscience, advise that anyone chose to go to a public university in Texas moving forward.

Have to say, parachutes at 1,500 feet after 695,000 miles and a top speed of 25,000mph is the ultimate late braking move.

The highlight of my day was hearing @foiaball.com mentioned on @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social while in the bathroom at work today. How was your day?

Saw one in New Braunfels last week. They are expanding.

Yellow Bird Habanero and Crystal definitely make the list.

Rocket City is that strip club near IAH.

We finally nuked the moon

As is tradition.

the word rad that is on a bicycle ALT: the word rad that is on a bicycle

Happy 40th Birthday to the raddest movie to ever be rad…RAD!!!

They are building a Bucee’s at the only entrance to my neighborhood and the highway and I’m terrified of the traffic it’s going to introduce and time added to my daily commute. The one you’re at consistently has stopped traffic on the I-35 exit which slows down the whole highway.

I remember Bowflex commercials during after school cartoons in the late 80s, early 90s. I didn’t really understand why my parents wouldn’t pay to help me get ripped as a 10 year old.

Tenn. library director refuses board order to move children’s books Rutherford County’s library director refuses to relocate 132 children’s books, citing First Amendment concerns amid months of debate over LGBTQIA+ titles.

Luanne here has HAD IT

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Rain delay.

A Denton legend.

I read this as “great atmosphere in Daytona” and I think both Miami groups would disagree with that.

The funniest hit-by-pitch you'll ever see

Evergreen skeet.

About the same drive time as San Francisco to Tijuana Mexico.

A reminder to those of you visiting Austin that, yes, the weather is fucking amazing. It is like this one month in the spring and one month in the fall. The other ten months are a whole thing.

Our six seasons are:
SXSW
Spring
Summer
Brown Furnace
2nd Spring
Cold Brown

Man, that’s a bummer.

Wait, really? I saw it was on Apple TV but didn’t realize that it was off of ESPN too.

I generally enjoy Ted’s notebook.. but c’mon!

San Louis Obispo is a rad town!

You can’t ULM Mention a Sickos post. It’s just an infinite cascade!

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

It's almost like the FIFA Peace prize means nothing to him.

Preposterous gymnastics are a sure fire sign of a healthy kitty.

God, Fun Fun Fun was so good. RIP.

I had no idea that was you!

My solution is to just have a small rescue dog who is so unsocialized and aggressive with people who aren’t his family that we can’t take him out in public. Super sweet and cute to us though.