Oh no they are good, nothing will beat the first one! 😁

I keep thinking the plot of Jurassic Park is ridiculous, how many times are they going to open the park thinking that it won't end up a disaster.

Then look at the news, and suddenly this is the most realistic part of the plot.

Hmm, maybe I need more of that in my life 😅

*looks outside* yeah it can 🥹

Feel that, I feel like a fucking waste of space this year.

Looks like I'll get my Christmas wish, a hangover. Perfect.

Same!

Also good info!

Mentally I'm probably floating in the lake face down. 🤷

Serious post time. Beside every crossing there's a post with a number to call if you ever get stuck on the tracks. This would have saved two lives yesterday in Plecos, TX.

The semi had been stuck for AN HOUR, and nobody called.

RIP Clay, you were a good friend man. ❤️

Thank you!

Midnight run in the fog.

😭 noooooo

😅

I had to Google what that even was, and, I fully support this declaration.

I found the problem, *gestures broadly* every fucking thing.

Son of a.... I'm in.

Oof, hang in there 🫡

Remember the wise words of Limp Bizkit, everything's fucked, everybody sucks. This is the energy I'm carrying with me into my everyday life from now on.

Agreed!

Definitely NAPPING 😅

Getting there! 😅

Work! So none of those. 😐

To be fair, I usually feel the same way after leaving a Starbucks. 👀

Yuhhhhh.....👀

So Blue Cross Blue Shield doesn't cover lead poisoning, pre-existing condition? Too soon?

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Arriving 15 minutes late to work but still taking the time to sit in your car for 10 minutes and have an existential crisis because ✨self care✨ is important. 💅

Once I learned the word homeowner contains the word meow, I'll be honest, I've lost sleep over it. 😭

'Now shut the fuck up or go back in your cage, fa la la la la la laaaa'

Can't wait for my Spotify wrapped to come out and remind me what an unstable fucking trainwreck of a human I've been all year.