you can tell chatgpt didnt grow up on the internet because ive never heard it tell any user to kill themselves

using — m-dashes — so — everyone — knows — im — ai

katyperry patiently waiting for my bf to finish his big boy business stuff so we can call

she posted this on her ig a couple days ago, i cant believe this is about trudeau 😭

every country should be given one (1) nuke, as a treat

playing trumps 3 hrs sotu to my kid whenever they ask me for a bedtime story

drafts? why would i need that? every silly thought made up by my brain is already perfect for this world

its always so difficult to remember i have agency and am not just a pinball being bounced around by greater forces in this grand game of life

graph showing average temperature since 1880 with 3 trend lines: 1880 to 1970 1970 to 2010 2010 to present the slope increase faster in each subsequent line.

the global temperature is over +1 right now, the co2 emission is also up and the amount of oil extracted is smashing records while pollution is booming. that's what we should be talking about

re: potential transness of the shooter, maybe it's time to open up a conversation about the dsily transphobia most trans people experience daily.... who am i kidding, time to turn that nod to 11

logging onto twitter to try to get some updates about tumbler ridge... nvm that platform needs to be nuked

ski jumping? just gotta jump and hold the pose
bobsleigh? just gotta tilt from left to right
biathlon? brap brap pew pew

my toxic trait is watching any olympic sport for 30 mins and thinking it doesnt look too tough

i've been hesitating about getting one for a while now and finally decided to pull the trigger. cant wait to get it ❤️

your art is gorgeous and creative, each time showing off some new technique and a new way technology can be used to create wonder. in a world where, more and more, things are the same, it's marvellous to see someone daring to be different.

becoming older is realizing that the magic of disneyland is that it's a walkable city

if you said kys to the vp on bsky dot app, jay will personally come to your house to arrest you

ending all my stories with "... and then i woke up from a dream" so that no one can be mad at me for any potential plot holes

even if there were no 🇵🇸 flags, those ppl would not have gone to the protests because they would have found another issue. ultimately, they are only looking for a justification for their own inactions

they should invent an institution that will fix me

taking you out on a date (bringing you to the nearest mental institute)

one party loves scolding any protest movement by saying that violence is not the answer while the other embraced january 6. the latter is in power.

non-violence has historically been a myth, and it is long time we stop framing any resistance movement by how "violent" it is

sorry i didnt post much lately, i was unemployed and had no reasons to be phonerotting

making a mod giving every character in animal crossing a 12 inch pole

i deserve jester's privilege. you can trust me with jester's privilege. i will never use my jester's privilege to say anything controversial

the us govt/media only hates the social credit system so much because they're jealous they didnt get to invent it

love that we're all living in the post-truth universe. it doesn't matter that something objectively never happened, if u say it happened enough times and act like it happened, then people will pretend like it happened

yall might not know it but in addition to california king size bed, theres also wyoming king, texas king and alaska king

when i say, as someone living in the heart of imperialism and capitalism, that both sucks, im told to shut the fuck off because i dont know anything.

but when someone who hasnt lived in a "socialist" country since they were 5 says the same, they're given a 6 digit consultant job

a foundational issue progressives need to address is to make the people believe that govt can be a force for good when, for generations, it has only been a force for bad.

if america overthrew the leader of my country, no matter how much i hated them before that, i'll become their biggest fedayeen