Every kid named Cole or Cayden has ADHD. I don't make the rules, that's just the way it is.

Pam Bondi is what happens when The Babadook fucks the Mom from Heriditary

Me: [appearing in the eaten at Taco Bell files 38,000 times] that doesn't mean anything

If there is a God, he will be swallowed by an alligator on the back 9.

Contestant: all my children died in a fire and im doing this for their memory

Mr Beast: [otherworldly grinning] oh man that sucks

These Bullshit artists belong in the L'ouvre

shut up

[me, chunking my third straight drive 60 yards into the screen at my club fitting]: this feels good

[20 year-old sales kid looking at tiktok on his phone the whole time]: you look REALLY good man

Markwayne Mullin is a perfect example of nominative determinism. And also when your parents are first cousins and illiterate.

It will give them less of a foothold. It will also serve as a reminder of what happens when the US elects the lowest of the low. This is all a lesson in civil apathy, a lesson that more than likely wont be repeated once Trump is out.

Generally, yes. Most of what is being done currently is born out of fear and blind loyalty. Once Drumpf is dead, the cult of personality will follow, and the sycophants will more than likely eat each other, or disappear. Checks and balances should return to an actual congressional level.

cut the head off of the snake...

One day Trump's heart is going to explode with the force of a withered whoopee cushion, and this will all go away.

With the invasion of Venezuela and subsequent seizure of their oil reserves, it is entirely plausible that Donald Trump is in every paragraph of the Epstein Files.

i read this quickly and it appeared to say 'delivered with gravy...' which tickled my curiousity

I believe they played last night, yes. Also tonight i believe as well. Scherzer starting so we shall see how THAT goes

We also have superior cheese curds and donuts

I literally forgot about this app about 8 months ago. And then I got a flyer in the mail for Chinese restaurant called Blue Sky and then I was like oh ya, what ever became of that other app what was it called again blue something or other. Anyway, X is awful

shut up

BuT HiS bAT

You dont mean this

Hello Sammy!
How is Dundalk these days

I kind of actually feel bad for Vladimir Putin, because he has to remember the names of so many new American co-workers

If you're blowing a gigantic alphorn in your profile pic you'd better be funny so help me jesus

Trump voters finding out that it is, in fact, THEM who pay the tariffs

@rubdirtinit.bsky.social when is the draft

Wayne Gretzky is of Ukrainian descent. Yet he has chosen to cozy up to Trump who is ready to hand Ukraine over to Russia.

Wayne Gretzky can fuck all the way off.

the sun will come out tomorrow & other bullshit happy people tell you

if you regret your voting choices already, that's great. drink bleach.

Dry January but it’s just my skin