Had to be said

Otherwise excellent

Rebranding typos as proof of unbridled human, non-AI creativity

Weeks like these I just wish Congress were still a thing

We Must Save the Men Join me for my new afternoon (how quaint) hour on the male loneliness epidemic. Sounds like a Ted Talk, but I promise it's not that polished

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Here's a picture of me in France. Please come to my stand up show on Saturday at Grove 34 at 4pm. Tix in comments it's FREE

What is level of mental illness where I watch The Pitt & think "it would be so nice so have a job where I could get off my phone"

SHOCKED to learn Trump had a Labor Secretary

Trump saw his 32% approval rating & thought, "you know what might fix things? Let's fire all the women"

My daughter just ate a bit of paper & I’m considering taking her to the ER. I know it’s not that dangerous, but it was from the New Yorker, and I just don’t need her to be that pretentious. She’s a baby.

Too bad Lori Chavez-Deremer never got around to raising the minimum wage

You don't think it's that big a deal to let your baby eat off the floor, until she develops the habit of crawling up to anyone with food & begging for it like a literal dog

My daughter just ate a bit of paper & I'm considering taking her to the ER. I know it's not that dangerous, but it was from the New Yorker, and I just don't need her to be that pretentious. She's a baby.

wish they made thought-cancelling headphones

did I feel "ready" to become a mom? Well, I've had the words "Don't eat while walking - GERD!!!" taped on my bathroom mirror for the past decade, and I still eat while walking, so

My sexual history is really long. Not that many men, but I have a lot to say about all of them.

any introvert's nightmare

I find the competition around longevity so stupid because by the time you find out how well you did, you are almost dead

Schroedinger's Strait

me: must stop seeking external validation
also me: *posts this*

My love language is him texting "landed" even though I did not ask & we are not dating & he is my uber driver

My love language is him texting "landed" even though I did not ask & we are not dating & he is my uber driver

No I will not "clean" my "shower." My shower can clean itself when I do, or not at all. I'm not making a separate trip.

8 days from today!!! And it's my birthday www.eventbrite.com/e/we-must-...

Eventually we're going to discover that George Santos was actually one of our more ethical congresspeople

Has motherhood "changed" me? Well, I saw a teenage boy biking through crowded traffic without a helmet while texting, and had to restrain myself from yelling, "stop!!! Think about your mother!!!!"

Should I tell my ex that my therapist agrees with me

I don't care that you rejected my tax return!!! I didn't wanna pay you that bad anyway!!

82% of CIA agents are men, which is insane, because when I was on dating apps, I could back out a man's entire sexual history using only his Threads likes

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